The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.578 billion Dickoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth an astonishing 12,423 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 550,269 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the Dickoan government claim that Dickoans are oppressed out of love, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 1,483^rd in the world and 33^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 81,024.64 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.