The Rogue Nation of Dicko is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.367 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 341,952 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, the fate of the world literally rests on Primarch Dicko's fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Dicko was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Dicko endorsed The United Nations of Tyroshh.
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