The Protectorate of Jeltronian WA Mission is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President of the Jeltronian WA Mission with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.878 billion WA Missioners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian WA Missionian economy, worth 226 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,827 Jeltronian Estedoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,146 per year while the poor average 28,720, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronian WA Mission's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronian WA Mission is ranked 61,018^th in the world and 1,970^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,933.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.