The Republic of Cinnibar is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Magde Michel with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.693 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 83.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth 842 trillion Nils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 86,954 Nils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them, and getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cinnibar is ranked 60,573^rd in the world and 3,226^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 146,407.78 Standard Monetary Units.