The Republic of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Magde Michel with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.451 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion Nils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,415 Nils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood, there's a hole in the heart of every Clydic city, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cinnibar is ranked 125,515^th in the world and 6,413^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.09 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.