The Republic of Cinnibar is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Magde Michel with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.323 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 81.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth 826 trillion Nils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,646 Nils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them, and getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cinnibar is ranked 45,553^rd in the world and 2,402^nd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 68.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.