The Republic of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Ghost of Late-Night TV with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.464 billion Clydes enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,916 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cinnibar is ranked 12,409^th in the world and 747^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 170.48 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.