by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 413thMost Influential: 696thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,307th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Citius, Altius, Fortius
Magde Michel
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population13.838 billion

LeaderMagde Michel


The Republic of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Magde Michel with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.838 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,455 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cinnibar is ranked 68,264th in the world and 3,150th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 59.56 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 413thMost Influential: 696thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,307thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,183rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,463rdMost Cultured: 4,210thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,409thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,562ndMost Pacifist: 6,274thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,077thHealthiest Citizens: 7,214thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,625thMost Developed: 7,852ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,969thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,999thNicest Citizens: 8,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,549thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,987thBest Weather: 10,812thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,313thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,542ndSmartest Citizens: 11,810thMost Inclusive: 11,848thMost Devout: 11,919thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,323rdHighest Economic Output: 13,706thLargest Governments: 16,171stLargest Populations: 16,605thMost Stationary: 16,883rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,170thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,570thSafest: 19,763rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,206th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 100th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 125th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 209th in the regionMost Cultured: 220th in the regionMost Influential: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 276th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 294th in the regionLargest Populations: 310th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 310th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 314th in the regionMost Pacifist: 370th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 380th in the regionMost Stationary: 392nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 416th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 435th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 444th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 458th in the regionMost Developed: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 480th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 483rd in the regionMost Devout: 486th in the regionNicest Citizens: 496th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 519th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 532nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 565th in the regionBest Weather: 601st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 648th in the regionMost Inclusive: 714th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 768th in the regionLargest Governments: 791st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 875th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 978th in the region

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