The Republic of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Magde Michel with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.184 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth 886 trillion Nils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 87,077 Nils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Cinnibar will pay them to stop, and supervisors in Cinnibar commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cinnibar is ranked 153,929^th in the world and 7,841^st in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -15.36 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.