The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Fabioseb with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.744 billion Aoncarpans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arctic city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aoncarpan economy, worth 373 trillion Aoncarpan pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,213 Aoncarpan pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aoncarpa's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aoncarpa is ranked 47,482^nd in the world and 2,305^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,399.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.