The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Fabioseb with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.334 billion Aonqarpans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arqtiq sity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aoncarpan economy, worth 175 trillion Aonqarpan pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 131,377 Aonqarpan pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 902,375 per year while the poor average 6,841, a ratio of 131 to 1.

The Aoncarpa Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Prime Minister Fabioseb's speeches are regarded as enemies of Aoncarpa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aoncarpa's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aoncarpa is ranked 33,212^th in the world and 1,422^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,212.13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.