by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 328thMost Influential: 872ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,417th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace, freedom, justice, and security to The Empire!
Mr Kyle of Kyles
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Peoples Republic of Kyle

Population18.206 billion

LeaderMr Kyle of Kyles


The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.206 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 7.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 4,168 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,973 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 4,955th in the world and 264th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.97 years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 328thMost Influential: 872ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,417thMost Devout: 1,515thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,711thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,467thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,601stTop
Safest: 2,835thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,979thHealthiest Citizens: 3,874thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,997thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,023rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,135thBest Weather: 4,212thHighest Economic Output: 4,491stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,955thSmartest Citizens: 5,243rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,530thMost Developed: 5,782ndNicest Citizens: 5,983rdMost Inclusive: 6,291stHighest Food Quality: 6,477thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,518thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,630thHighest Average Incomes: 6,969thLowest Crime Rates: 7,077thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,362ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,406thMost Efficient Economies: 12,270thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,311thLargest Populations: 19,547thLargest Governments: 19,578thMost Cultured: 22,386thMost Pacifist: 26,010th
Most Devout: 51st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 124th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 135th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionSafest: 148th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 165th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Influential: 172nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 181st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 200th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 214th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionBest Weather: 253rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 264th in the regionMost Average: 264th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 273rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 286th in the regionMost Developed: 290th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 300th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 313th in the regionNicest Citizens: 322nd in the regionLargest Populations: 332nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 335th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 339th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 364th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 384th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 389th in the regionMost Stationary: 545th in the region

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