The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.067 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 2,287 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,699 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra Pounds Kyleans can get new driving records with their new cars, old age is the nation's leading method of execution, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 133,520^th in the world and 2,959^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 208 billion Standard Monetary Units.