The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 11.766 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 2,499 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 212,439 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 227,608^th in the world and 8,695^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -622.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.