The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 15.995 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 3,760 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,103 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, unpopular scientists are shunned by name, and industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 102,556^th in the world and 3,162^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,259.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.