The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 13.807 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 3,096 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 224,284 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 13,976^th in the world and 694^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,054.29 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.