by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35thMost Influential: 232ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,136th
The Pink Christmas Nationstates of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.904 billion

CapitalNo Right

CurrencyGold Bar

The Pink Christmas Nationstates of IHateRights is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.904 billion Rights are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No Right. The average income tax rate is 79.8%.

The all-consuming a Right economy, worth 291 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,893 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IHateRights's national animal is the Hyna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Facism.

IHateRights is ranked 6,949th in the world and 162nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,477.36 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35thMost Influential: 232ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,136thMost Patriotic: 3,375thMost Primitive: 3,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,552ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,222ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,822ndMost Conservative: 5,088thMost Devout: 5,676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,268thMost Authoritarian: 6,412thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,949thNudest: 7,318thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,249thLowest Crime Rates: 11,811thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,417thBest Weather: 13,821stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,824thLargest Black Market: 15,649thLargest Governments: 17,327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,548thHighest Average Incomes: 18,120thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,616thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,444thHealthiest Citizens: 20,873rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,786thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,083rdLargest Mining Sector: 26,433rdMost Beautiful Environments: 27,440th
Most Influential: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 86th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionMost Patriotic: 132nd in the regionMost Conservative: 135th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 158th in the regionMost Devout: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 162nd in the regionNudest: 182nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 195th in the regionLargest Black Market: 241st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 270th in the regionMost Extreme: 273rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 337th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 408th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 533rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 557th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 682nd in the region

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