The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carl Mark with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.803 billion Oceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth 681 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,220 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is illegal, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanica Empire's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oceanica Empire is ranked 101,216^th in the world and 2,590^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,694.93 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.