The LGBT Supporting Republic of Oceanica Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Carlos Hyde with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 1.019 billion Peacekeepers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanica Empirean economy, worth 136 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,909 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, Oceanica Empire is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Carlos Hyde's wardrobe, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanica Empire's national animal is the Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oceanica Empire is ranked 9,003^rd in the world and 533^rd in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.58 bananas ingested per day.