The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Carl Mark with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.991 billion Oceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth 924 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,179 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanica Empire's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oceanica Empire is ranked 1,946^th in the world and 87^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 145.81 law-abiding acts per hour.