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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 651stMost Influential: 3,060thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,325th
The United Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Peter Woza
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Political Freedom

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Population1.018 billion

LeaderPeter Woza
FaithSun Dog Religion

CurrencyMisdainana Dollar

The United Republic of Misdainana is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Peter Woza with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.018 billion Misdainas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qance. The average income tax rate is 51.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Misdaian economy, worth 85.9 trillion Misdainana Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,406 Misdainana Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, and the bayonet is cutting-edge technology. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misdainana's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Sun Dog Religion.

Misdainana is ranked 29,497th in the world and 1,283rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,643.87 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 651stMost Influential: 3,060thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,325thMost Primitive: 10,012thMost Devout: 10,575thLargest Retail Industry: 10,973rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,392ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,656thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,243rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 27,425thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,400thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,497th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Devout: 300th in the regionMost Primitive: 322nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 430th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 435th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 468th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 492nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 665th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 708th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 757th in the regionMost Influential: 827th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,283rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,290th in the regionMost Developed: 1,338th in the region

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