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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 648thMost Influential: 3,010thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,914th
The United Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Trust and loyalty
Peter Woza
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.029 billion

LeaderPeter Woza
FaithSun Dog Religion

CurrencyMisdainana Dollar

The United Republic of Misdainana is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Woza with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.029 billion Misdainas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qance. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Misdaian economy, worth 87.0 trillion Misdainana Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,517 Misdainana Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Misdainana has found 2 easter eggs), and water fights now end with thousands dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misdainana's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Sun Dog Religion.

Misdainana is ranked 20,514th in the world and 618th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 6,764.58 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 648thMost Influential: 3,010thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,914thMost Primitive: 10,173rdMost Devout: 10,606thLargest Retail Industry: 10,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,371stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,181stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,244thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,514thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,609thMost Efficient Economies: 27,597thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,487thMost Developed: 30,410th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Devout: 304th in the regionMost Primitive: 327th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 432nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 433rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 469th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 475th in the regionLargest Black Market: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 618th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 711th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 740th in the regionMost Influential: 821st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,274th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,281st in the regionMost Developed: 1,323rd in the region

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