The Union of Frokolia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Karsten von Auffenberg with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.428 billion Froks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Köseroff. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frokolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,321 trillion Frokkis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,529 Frokkis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Karsten von Auffenberg is a silly poophead, Frokolian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents. Crime is totally unknown. Frokolia's national animal is the White-tailed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Frokolia is ranked 231,264^th in the world and 5,417^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.69 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.