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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,255thMost Influential: 2,034thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,756th
The EPU member state of
Democratic Socialists
Deus, populusque Imperator
Franciscus Fredericus Iustinianus
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Soviet States of Europe

Population7.563 billion

CapitalSaint Philippe
LeaderFranciscus Fredericus Iustinianus


The EPU member state of The Soviet States of Europe is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Franciscus Fredericus Iustinianus with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.563 billion europeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Philippe. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth 836 trillion Eurodubloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,637 Eurodubloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, European novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Franciscus Fredericus Iustinianus, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet States of Europe's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trinitism.

The Soviet States of Europe is ranked 249,390th in the world and 10,745th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,255thMost Influential: 2,034thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,756thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,314thMost Pacifist: 6,651stSafest: 6,893rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,571stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,149thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,259thMost Developed: 9,108thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,817thNicest Citizens: 9,906thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,016thMost Devout: 10,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,493rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,568thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,052ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,253rdSmartest Citizens: 12,349thBest Weather: 12,355thTop
Most Cultured: 13,967thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,400thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,571stLargest Governments: 14,738thHighest Food Quality: 15,082ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,578thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,691stMost Inclusive: 17,495thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,229thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,492ndMost Efficient Economies: 24,536th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 275th in the regionMost Devout: 276th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 303rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 396th in the regionSafest: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 399th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 432nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 523rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 526th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 526th in the regionMost Developed: 535th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 559th in the regionNicest Citizens: 566th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 585th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 591st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 603rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 644th in the regionMost Influential: 645th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 655th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 665th in the regionBest Weather: 678th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 689th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 702nd in the regionMost Cultured: 709th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 710th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 721st in the regionLargest Governments: 733rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 733rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 752nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 766th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 786th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 826th in the regionLargest Populations: 833rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 838th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 932nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 972nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,023rd in the region

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