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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 541stMost Influential: 1,202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,181st
The EPU member state of
Democratic Socialists
Europa triumphans!
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The Soviet States of Europe

Population11.756 billion

CapitalSaint Philippe
LeaderFrancesco II Theodosii


The EPU member state of The Soviet States of Europe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Francesco II Theodosii with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 11.756 billion europeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Philippe. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Eurodubloes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,075 Eurodubloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet States of Europe's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trinitism.

The Soviet States of Europe is ranked 121,516th in the world and 3,001st in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 59.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 541stMost Influential: 1,202ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,181stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,889thMost Pacifist: 6,335thSafest: 6,430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,503rdBest Weather: 7,527thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,872ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,548thMost Developed: 8,717thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,762ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,174thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,237thNicest Citizens: 9,808thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,071stHealthiest Citizens: 10,363rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,568thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,747thSmartest Citizens: 11,769thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,289thMost Devout: 12,452ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,547thLargest Governments: 14,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,130thMost Inclusive: 17,346thMost Cultured: 17,535thHighest Economic Output: 20,619thMost Income Equality: 21,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,094thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,298th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 213th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 223rd in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 296th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 331st in the regionSafest: 333rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 334th in the regionMost Devout: 341st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 344th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 388th in the regionBest Weather: 415th in the regionMost Developed: 431st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 432nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 434th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 458th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 460th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 467th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 486th in the regionNicest Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 500th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 505th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 512th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 515th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 534th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 549th in the regionLargest Governments: 581st in the regionMost Income Equality: 602nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 210 » Former English Colony, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Dreadton, Corfad, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Bagojo, Siwale, KAP03land, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Xagill, North Bratislava, Filibustra, Kranostav, Regallio, Ethnon, Sil Dorsett, Varisland, PotatoFarmers, Maott, New Trisone, Omicron Persei V111, Oannia, Gragadoia, Inspiratus, The Jerichowan Country, Omnistria, Eurochina, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Antiyard, Sechiole, The Zheng Dynasty, Parpyduckland, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, Chipoli, TyGerria, Arucaria, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Simone Republic, Intion North, Radicaster, and 160 others.Wolffoxia, New-Ferytland, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Rinadia, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Walter Jackson, Malta Comino Gozo, Soviet Terran, Vlenkenov, Pleroma Sans Romans, Dem Republic of Romania, Hai Han, Laforeia, TamilPesum, Phoronu, PlanetMercury, Chukstik Illahi, Unsophisticate, Panama Coalition, Felpolandia, Lemonbiscuits, Eggplant Island, Kandorith, Viridiann, AmManies, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pyos Ter, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Pradovnia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Dacian Freelands, Karazan, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Eraver, Etanur, Khoik, Votak Matim, Seenvorland, Nistriabar, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, The Confederate States of America, Esperonia, Singamadri, Southern Moosetopia, Nationeer, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Greater Portugaliza, Deliber, Atrito, Perikuresu, Cinnibar, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Laurendon, Empy, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Solmetria, The Windmilluminati, Vexilia, New Cordyceps, Dakota Territories, Valentine Z, Fran Advar, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Calahy, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, East Wali, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Bodhisva, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Alogiada, Jenha, Amdupe, Izern, Sellaeta, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Aerilia, Leone Frankia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Frieszia, Alire, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Ziprotscria, United Orange Valley States, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Zelenaya Dolina, Ham Federation, Ereena, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Sapien-Zustand, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Eralan, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Northern Zorbrasnka, Stal Valley, Hikki, Vendonesam, Royaume des loups, Tiodann, Singaporen Empire, Northumberlandia, New Medo, Zecit, Russian Brotherhood, and Comfed.