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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndMost Influential: 1,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,369th
The EPU member state of
Democratic Socialists
Europa triumphans!
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Economy
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The Soviet States of Europe

Population11.325 billion

CapitalSaint Philippe
LeaderFrancesco II Theodosii
FaithTrinitism

CurrencyEurodublo
AnimalEagle

The EPU member state of The Soviet States of Europe is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Francesco II Theodosii with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 11.325 billion europeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Philippe. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Eurodubloes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,349 Eurodubloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers sit around on their butts all day, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet States of Europe's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trinitism.

The Soviet States of Europe is ranked 17,787th in the world and 775th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndMost Influential: 1,206thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,369thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,153rdMost Pacifist: 6,670thSafest: 6,757thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,510thMost Developed: 8,965thBest Weather: 8,975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,633rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,751stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,061stNicest Citizens: 10,151stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,639thHealthiest Citizens: 10,806thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,371stMost Devout: 11,935thSmartest Citizens: 12,005thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,297thLargest Governments: 14,972ndHighest Food Quality: 15,223rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,049thMost Cultured: 17,787thMost Inclusive: 17,988thHighest Economic Output: 20,864thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,093rdMost Subsidized Industry: 27,458thMost Income Equality: 28,422nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 216th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 277th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd in the regionMost Devout: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 336th in the regionMost Pacifist: 344th in the regionTop
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Safest: 357th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 377th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 425th in the regionBest Weather: 452nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 459th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 459th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 465th in the regionMost Developed: 468th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 495th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 497th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 522nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 523rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 529th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 532nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 540th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 542nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 543rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 582nd in the regionLargest Governments: 628th in the regionLargest Populations: 638th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 679th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 227 » Former English Colony, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Dreadton, Corfad, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Bagojo, Siwale, KAP03land, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Xagill, Pazair, Cobolica, North Bratislava, Filibustra, Kranostav, Regallio, Ethnon, Sil Dorsett, Varisland, PotatoFarmers, Maott, New Trisone, Omicron Persei V111, Wisconsota, Oannia, Gragadoia, Inspiratus, The Jerichowan Country, Omnistria, Zyvetskistaahn, Eurochina, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Antiyard, Sechiole, Cartures, The Zheng Dynasty, Parpyduckland, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, Chipoli, TyGerria, Arucaria, and 177 others.The Arverni Lands, Austro-Bavarian States, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Simone Republic, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, The Confederation of Earth, Tsandonown, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Darkanistan, Racoda, Rinadia, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Walter Jackson, Malta Comino Gozo, Soviet Terran, Vlenkenov, Pleroma Sans Romans, Dem Republic of Romania, Hai Han, Laforeia, TamilPesum, Phoronu, PlanetMercury, Chukstik Illahi, Unsophisticate, Panama Coalition, Felpolandia, French Bananastan, Lemonbiscuits, Eggplant Island, Kandorith, Viridiann, AmManies, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pyos Ter, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Pradovnia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Dacian Freelands, Karazan, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Eraver, Etanur, Khoik, Votak Matim, Seenvorland, Nistriabar, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, The Confederate States of America, Esperonia, Singamadri, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Nationeer, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Greater Portugaliza, Deliber, Atrito, Perikuresu, Cinnibar, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Laurendon, Empy, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Kaschovia, Solmetria, The Windmilluminati, Vexilia, New Cordyceps, Dakota Territories, Valentine Z, Fran Advar, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Calahy, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, East Wali, Guamanian Republic, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Bodhisva, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Alogiada, Jenha, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Izern, Sellaeta, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Aerilia, Leone Frankia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Frieszia, Alire, Hyphen, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, Ziprotscria, United Orange Valley States, Segesta, Latin Crimea, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Lezaseia, Illusia and Neverendia, Zelenaya Dolina, Ham Federation, New Chiken, Ereena, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, Wechujan, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Sapien-Zustand, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Banulia, Nu Elysium, Picairn, Aoncarpa, and Ardok.

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