The Socialist Federation of The Soviet States of Europe is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 868 million Europeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Philippe. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Soviet States of European economy, worth 92.9 trillion Eurodubloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 107,000 Eurodubloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet States of Europe's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Soviet States of Europe is ranked 109,365^th in the world and 5,997^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 212.85 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.