The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Muscat with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 1.383 billion Malta Comino Gozoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth 187 trillion Florins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 135,373 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, sex changes are routinely performed at Malta Comino Gozo's hospitals, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and the study of medicine is popular throughout Malta Comino Gozo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 140,560^th in the world and 7,686^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -53.32 on the Hayek Index.