The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Muscat with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.333 billion Malta Comino Gozoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 83.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth 527 trillion Florins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 158,365 Florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 51,698^th in the world and 2,913^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,995.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.