The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joseph Muscat with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.224 billion Malta Comino Gozoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth 743 trillion Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 176,037 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, the government thinks Malta Comino Gozoans can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 18,010^th in the world and 775^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 313,494.08 Standard Monetary Units.