The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.078 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,869 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,620 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, decongestants have replaced Florins in street transactions, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime is totally unknown. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 6,080^th in the world and 346^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 500.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.