The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.01 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,753 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,921 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 4,935^th in the world and 240^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 218,921.5 Standard Monetary Units.