The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph Muscat with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.69 billion Malta Comino Gozoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth 230 trillion Florins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,483 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

For 25 Florins tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 140,544^th in the world and 6,998^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.17 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.