The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joseph Muscat with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 3.856 billion Malta Comino Gozoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth 654 trillion Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 169,785 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, builders across Malta Comino Gozo are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 33,235^th in the world and 1,711^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 71.9 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.