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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 99th Most Influential: 184th Best Weather: 3,020th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Prevail through Food, Wisdom and Liberty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Muscat with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 2.384 billion Malta Comino Gozoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth 332 trillion Florins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,297 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Malta Comino Gozoans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joseph Muscat on Malta Comino Gozo's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 15,672nd in the world and 768th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 233.15 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 99thMost Influential: 184thTop
Best Weather: 3,020thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,037thNicest Citizens: 3,053rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,348thMost Pacifist: 4,718thMost Devout: 5,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,752ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,446thMost Developed: 7,014thHealthiest Citizens: 7,041stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,499thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,671stLowest Crime Rates: 8,226thMost Efficient Economies: 8,275thTop
Safest: 9,372ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,615thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,420thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,597thMost Inclusive: 12,083rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,632ndLargest Governments: 13,718thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,924thHighest Average Incomes: 14,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,517thNudest: 14,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,364thSmartest Citizens: 15,549thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,672ndMost Cultured: 17,054th
Most Influential: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 113th in the regionBest Weather: 140th in the regionNicest Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Devout: 178th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Pacifist: 233rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 272nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 303rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 304th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 336th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 340th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 350th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 360th in the regionMost Developed: 376th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 378th in the regionSafest: 437th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 464th in the regionNudest: 470th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 475th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 517th in the regionLargest Governments: 572nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 623rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 632nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 680th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 688th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 719th in the regionMost Inclusive: 740th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 768th in the regionMost Stationary: 787th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 788th in the regionMost Cultured: 816th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 823rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 906th in the regionMost Average: 979th in the region

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