The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.307 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,936 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,569 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime is totally unknown. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 3,486^th in the world and 130^th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 30 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.