The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Muscat with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 2.384 billion Malta Comino Gozoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth 332 trillion Florins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,297 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Malta Comino Gozoans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joseph Muscat on Malta Comino Gozo's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malta Comino Gozo endorsed The Free Land of Khaganite.
- : Malta Comino Gozo endorsed The Republic of Municipality of Baria and Vungtau.
- : Malta Comino Gozo was endorsed by The Free Land of Khaganite.
- : Malta Comino Gozo was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Eglise Sainte Eve.
- : Malta Comino Gozo was endorsed by The Republic of Municipality of Baria and Vungtau.
- : Following new legislation in Malta Comino Gozo, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joseph Muscat on Malta Comino Gozo's coulrophobia epidemic.
- : Malta Comino Gozo was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Islandsria.
- : Following new legislation in Malta Comino Gozo, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- : Following new legislation in Malta Comino Gozo, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
- : Malta Comino Gozo endorsed The NPA Lieutenant of Malphe.
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