The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.822 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,234 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 227,540 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 237,312^th in the world and 9,471^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.37 Obesity Rate.