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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 966thMost Influential: 1,930thSafest: 4,759th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Keep Calm and Drink Tea
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Teahouse and Associates

Population3.352 billion

CapitalThe Teahouse
LeaderManager and Owner Super McTea
FaithBeverageanism

CurrencyTeacake
AnimalGinger Tabby Cat

The Empire of The Teahouse and Associates is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Manager and Owner Super McTea with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, devout population of 3.352 billion Teahouse Regulars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Teahouse. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Associate economy, worth 251 trillion Teacakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,897 Teacakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teahouse and Associates's national animal is the Ginger Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beverageanism.

The Teahouse and Associates is ranked 82,959th in the world and 1,188th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 576.92711687752 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 966thMost Influential: 1,930thTop
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Safest: 4,759thMost Pacifist: 6,289thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,255thBest Weather: 9,009thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,084thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,253rdNicest Citizens: 9,335thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,422ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,373rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,574thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,109thHighest Food Quality: 12,738thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,240thMost Cultured: 13,468thMost Inclusive: 13,668thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,560thTop
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Most Income Equality: 19,870thLowest Crime Rates: 19,907thSmartest Citizens: 21,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,592ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,557th
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Safest: 252nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 322nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 400th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 409th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 425th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 439th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 445th in the regionBest Weather: 454th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 480th in the regionNicest Citizens: 480th in the regionMost Influential: 482nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 508th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 513th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 527th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 549th in the regionMost Income Equality: 574th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 584th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 585th in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 634th in the regionMost Inclusive: 664th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 673rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 695th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 159 » Radicaster, The Austro Germanic Union, The Rhein States, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Omnistria, Bankowiata, Filibustra, Darkanistan, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, North Bratislava, Kwaj, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Unshleepd, Shibutani, Dreadton, Pazair, New-Ferytland, Siwale, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Racoda, Varisland, Wolffoxia, Xagill, Regallio, Russila, Wisconsota, Tsandonown, Inspiratus, Ethnon, Simone Republic, New Trisone, Kranostav, Aguaria Major, Loutsland, Technocratic-european Countries, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Harjad, Chipoli, Transitional Global Authority, Vlenkenov, Oannia, Etanur, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, Wineclaw, PotatoFarmers, and 109 others.PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, KAP03land, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Votak Matim, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Bharathvarsh, Pinky Queen, Esperonia, Gorundu, Paladani, Mesvice, Soviet Terran, Gragadoia, Khoik, Sechiole, Rinadia, Seenvorland, Nationeer, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Maott, Atrito, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Laurendon, New Atlantico, Empy, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Kaschovia, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Tanushland, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Batatoland Empire, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, Bodhisva, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Qep, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Bedsonya, Aerilia, DarkMondoria, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Perikuresu, Lionsroar, Eurocom, The Blind Side, Rex Republic, Arucaria, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Fragrancia, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, TamilPesum, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, Nistriabar, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, and Ubeland.

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