Population | 3.352 billion |
Capital | The Teahouse |
Leader | Manager and Owner Super McTea |
Faith | Beverageanism |
Currency | Teacake |
Animal | Ginger Tabby Cat |
The Empire of The Teahouse and Associates is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Manager and Owner Super McTea with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, devout population of 3.352 billion Teahouse Regulars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Teahouse. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Associate economy, worth 251 trillion Teacakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,897 Teacakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teahouse and Associates's national animal is the Ginger Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beverageanism.
The Teahouse and Associates is ranked 82,959th in the world and 1,188th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 576.92711687752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit.
- : The Teahouse and Associates was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
- : The Teahouse and Associates was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Eralan.
- : The Teahouse and Associates was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : The Teahouse and Associates was endorsed by The Wartime General of Francois Isidore.
- : The Teahouse and Associates was endorsed by The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 159 » Radicaster, The Austro Germanic Union, The Rhein States, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Omnistria, Bankowiata, Filibustra, Darkanistan, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, North Bratislava, Kwaj, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Unshleepd, Shibutani, Dreadton, Pazair, New-Ferytland, Siwale, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Racoda, Varisland, Wolffoxia, Xagill, Regallio, Russila, Wisconsota, Tsandonown, Inspiratus, Ethnon, Simone Republic, New Trisone, Kranostav, Aguaria Major, Loutsland, Technocratic-european Countries, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Harjad, Chipoli, Transitional Global Authority, Vlenkenov, Oannia, Etanur, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, Wineclaw, PotatoFarmers, and 109 others.PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, KAP03land, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Votak Matim, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Bharathvarsh, Pinky Queen, Esperonia, Gorundu, Paladani, Mesvice, Soviet Terran, Gragadoia, Khoik, Sechiole, Rinadia, Seenvorland, Nationeer, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Maott, Atrito, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Laurendon, New Atlantico, Empy, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Kaschovia, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Tanushland, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Batatoland Empire, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, Bodhisva, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Qep, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Bedsonya, Aerilia, DarkMondoria, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Perikuresu, Lionsroar, Eurocom, The Blind Side, Rex Republic, Arucaria, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Fragrancia, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, TamilPesum, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, Nistriabar, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, and Ubeland.