by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,880thHealthiest Citizens: 10,213th
The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Friendship, Lucky, Moon, Brains, S1 Testlandia
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The Tony Paporordia

Population1.449 billion

CapitalLion City

CurrencyGold Bar

The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by AARaider with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.449 billion Tony Paporordians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lion City. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tony Paporordian economy, worth 210 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,962 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, AARaider's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, and prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tony Paporordia's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Violetism.

The Tony Paporordia is ranked 298,553rd in the world and 14th in Holy John Three for Most Avoided, scoring 0.74 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,880thHealthiest Citizens: 10,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,061stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,464thHighest Food Quality: 13,267thMost Developed: 13,787thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,807thMost Inclusive: 13,965thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,510thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,822ndBest Weather: 17,821stMost Cultured: 18,241stHighest Average Incomes: 19,205thMost Efficient Economies: 19,305thSmartest Citizens: 19,557thNicest Citizens: 20,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,479thLargest Governments: 20,635thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,667thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,805thSafest: 22,800thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,959thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,817thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,912thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,099thMost Pacifist: 30,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,969th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Mastiistat, Caliawii, Zhensheng Xue, Skrakia, and Kekorodia.