The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by AARaider with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.449 billion Tony Paporordians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lion City. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tony Paporordian economy, worth 210 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,962 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, AARaider's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, and prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tony Paporordia's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Violetism.

The Tony Paporordia is ranked 298,553^rd in the world and 14^th in Holy John Three for Most Avoided, scoring 0.74 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.