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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229thMost Influential: 791stBest Weather: 4,373rd
The Beloved Homeland of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Batatolandians never give up!
Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-Habsburg
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Batatoland Empire

Population10.345 billion

LeaderIsabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-Habsburg


The Beloved Homeland of Batatoland Empire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-Habsburg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.345 billion Batatolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,586 trillion Xăzis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,372 Xăzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and there's a big brother in every prison. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the Potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 40,000th in the world and 426th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 80.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229thMost Influential: 791stTop
Best Weather: 4,373rdSafest: 4,427thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,741stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,919thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,433rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,547thLowest Crime Rates: 6,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,329thHighest Food Quality: 6,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,499thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,718thMost Inclusive: 6,768thLargest Governments: 7,364thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,418thMost Developed: 7,432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,494thNicest Citizens: 7,514thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,716thMost Devout: 7,905thMost Cultured: 8,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,939thMost Pacifist: 9,187thSmartest Citizens: 9,231stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,151stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,260thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,586thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,019thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,822ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,401stHighest Economic Output: 16,975thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,305thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,334thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,654thHighest Average Incomes: 21,277thMost Patriotic: 22,915thMost Stationary: 24,210thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,589th
Most Influential: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionMost Devout: 199th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 233rd in the regionSafest: 238th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 260th in the regionBest Weather: 261st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 274th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 276th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 285th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 303rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 308th in the regionLargest Governments: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 333rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 338th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 343rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 361st in the regionMost Developed: 373rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 376th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 379th in the regionMost Cultured: 386th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 386th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 398th in the regionNicest Citizens: 398th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 423rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 426th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 436th in the regionMost Pacifist: 438th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 459th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Stationary: 493rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 521st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 560th in the regionMost Patriotic: 578th in the region

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