The Beloved Homeland of Batatoland Empire is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Saliana-Bórgia with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.922 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 91.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth 880 trillion Xãzis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 148,631 Xãzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, school history books often refer to Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Saliana-Bórgia as "that imperialist pig dog", interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBBE Governor goes house hunting, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the Carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 335^th in the world and 252^nd in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 318 valid endorsements.