The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Isabel Pereira-Silveira Batila Braburgo with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.067 billion Batatolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Batatolandian economy, worth 162 trillion Xãzis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,657 Xãzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, interest in globalism never flags, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Batatolína Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 182,741^st in the world and 7,836^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.8 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.