The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.994 billion Batatolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Batatolandian economy, worth 213 trillion Xãzis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,346 Xãzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, interest in globalism never flags, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Batatolína Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 216,791^st in the world and 8,640^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.36 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.