The Nation of Batatoland Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.937 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth 424 trillion Xãzis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,919 Xãzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, the tenet of free speech is held dear, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 17,053^rd in the world and 706^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 33.52 Flags saluted per person per day.