by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,232ndMost Influential: 2,554thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,378th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
We’ve got this
the President
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.418 billion

CapitalDarbland City
Leaderthe President

AnimalKeir Starmer

The Federal Republic of Darbland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.418 billion Darblandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darbland City. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darblandian economy, worth 393 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 162,592 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to the President's wardrobe. Crime is totally unknown. Darbland's national animal is the Keir Starmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Darbland is ranked 81,573rd in the world and 1,798th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 70.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,232ndMost Influential: 2,554thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 4,378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,575thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,945thMost Inclusive: 6,952ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,290thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,502ndNicest Citizens: 8,566thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,580thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,292ndRudest Citizens: 9,409thHighest Food Quality: 10,866thMost Secular: 12,400thBest Weather: 12,574thMost Developed: 13,160thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,237thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,368thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,800thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,870thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,494thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,628thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,301stSafest: 17,797thHealthiest Citizens: 18,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,328thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,974thLargest Governments: 25,553rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,604thMost Efficient Economies: 26,114th
Most Rebellious Youth: 125th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 149th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 189th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 311th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 355th in the regionMost Inclusive: 371st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 383rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 401st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 405th in the regionMost Secular: 416th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 441st in the regionNicest Citizens: 443rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 484th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 546th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 578th in the regionMost Influential: 591st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 594th in the regionBest Weather: 608th in the region

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