by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,210thLargest Black Market: 16,567thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,180th
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sźempa mķrw viszar Vődavikęti Lűgaitavtgn
Szurigaph ntiŕlva Ķriniŵaial
Eminence Grise
Founder / Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.633 billion

LeaderSzurigaph ntiŕlva Ķriniŵaial

AnimalAiluropoda Melanoleuca

The Federal Republic of Furballland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Szurigaph ntiŕlva Ķriniŵaial with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.633 billion Furballlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cangutnab-Yvliq-Ğrģorię. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth 284 trillion Zezwagats a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,256 Zezwagats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts, and corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland's national animal is the Ailuropoda Melanoleuca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cangutaism.

Furballland is ranked 144,493rd in the world and 75th in Canguta Nations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 11,210thTop
Largest Black Market: 16,567thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,180thMost Developed: 18,884thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,009thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,320thMost Efficient Economies: 22,460th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the region

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