by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 133rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 330thLowest Crime Rates: 499th
The United Socialist Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population11.191 billion

LeaderSzurigaph ntiŕlva Ķehoriananiuautjial

CurrencyFurballlandian Zezwagat
AnimalTuszuvudszkha Deer

The United Socialist Republic of Furballland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Szurigaph ntiŕlva Ķehoriananiuautjial with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.191 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanguszapevunn-Yvliq-Ğrģorię. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,805 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 250,670 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Furballlandian Zezwagat treacle machine, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Szwartschzervekldszser.

Furballland is ranked 287,535th in the world and 6,375th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.97 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 133rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 330thLowest Crime Rates: 499thMost Compassionate Citizens: 536thMost Pacifist: 537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 550thMost Developed: 559thNicest Citizens: 577thMost Influential: 589thLongest Average Lifespans: 593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 650thHealthiest Citizens: 693rdLargest Welfare Programs: 800thBest Weather: 879thHighest Food Quality: 884thMost Inclusive: 888thHighest Average Tax Rates: 892ndSafest: 903rdLargest Governments: 1,068thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,147thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,160thMost Cultured: 1,244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,341stMost Efficient Economies: 1,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,352ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,609thSmartest Citizens: 1,753rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,795thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,814thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,665thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,723rdTop
Most Income Equality: 2,981stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,054thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,616thHighest Average Incomes: 5,378thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,050thHighest Economic Output: 8,061stNudest: 12,163rdMost Secular: 13,147thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 21,786thMost Politically Free: 24,678th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 43rd in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 64th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 69th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Politically Free: 80th in the regionMost Income Equality: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 105th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 139th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 140th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 187th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 230th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 253rd in the regionNudest: 265th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 438th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 467th in the regionMost Extreme: 614th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Furballlandian Zezwagat treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
  • : Furballland was endorsed by The Democracy of Royaume des loups.
  • : Furballland endorsed The State of Gorutimania.
  • : Furballland was endorsed by The State of Gorutimania.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Furballlandians.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 370 » The Rhein States, Laforeia, Aguaria Major, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Siwale, Jeltronian WA Mission, Former English Colony, Corfad, Gorundu, Marlducro, Dreadton, Kwaj, Bagojo, Horrorlandian State, Pallaith, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Omnistria, Arucaria, Transitional Global Authority, Wolffoxia, Varisland, New Lakemba, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Darkanistan, Zerentopia, Koda-Land, Radicaster, Simone Republic, PotatoFarmers, Advancia-Sizzletown, Great Bights Mum, PlanetMercury, Laurendon, Chipoli, Southern Moosetopia, Catalis, Sil Dorsett, Russila, North Bratislava, Rex Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, Nouvel Empire, Ennomeria, IHateRights, South Parter, Esperonia, Kranostav, Necromonia, and 320 others.Wilkshire, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Yukti, Chukstik Illahi, Fratanica, Salish-Cascadia, Pradovnia, Vesuva, Jinwoy, Unsophisticate, Laxoimia, Gendirt, Karazan, Mk Steele, Loutsland, Kandorith, Deliber, Mystiquelle, Holy Marcus Empire, David Davidson, Felpolandia, Atrito, Cinnibar, Unimaginable Doom, Ivy Rekkia, Yokciq Empire, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Perikuresu, Ishtimbine, Empy, Pinky Queen, Malta Comino Gozo, Nationeer, Xagill, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Bjorkikistan, Walter Jackson, Dicko, Rionion, Coutdown, Old Emporia, The Windmilluminati, Azzarel, Phoronu, Soviet Terran, Etanur, The Unicrons, Panama Coalition, Lemonbiscuits, Ijo, Dacian Freelands, AmManies, Dakota Territories, Crystal Creation, Rainengrad, United States of Medford, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, Bedsonya, Mesvice, Ayuzhhhhh, Frokolia, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Batatoland Empire, Federation of Vanguard, Votak Matim, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Allied Stumbler, Bodhisva, DarkMondoria, Neptunian Military Administration, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Sellaeta, Qep, Izern, Zelenaya Dolina, Kingdom of Time, Chao Phraya River, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Neopie, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Alire, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Tehmistan, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Khoik, Ereena, Oceanica Empire, Aeurithianar, Photan, Beliras, AJTON, Luminerra, Sivka, Imperio de Castilho, Alsion, Catis, Jomamah, Ardok, Flahaten, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Tenana, Airelle, Wellate, Quioni, Abskosmos, The Union of Galaxies, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Argylia, Thought Obliteration, Luniandez, Small Venezia, New Fredoenia, Michigander, The Confederate States of America, North Batica, Nevala, Tamarvand, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Snipland, Love And Hatred, New Cordyceps, Troll Punishers, Hindustan Sangh, Dryf Nation, Putzilvania, Gildenshtuck, Hai Han, Mortionia, Latin Crimea, Cadonio, Misdainana, Verderiesdre, Casscata, Zera Israel, Oskland, Salzcovia, CzechoSaxony, Coth Pladyia, Pannonika, Stratharran, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Periklia, Jurador, Amdupe, Sapien-Zustand, The Silver Vale, Solmetria, -Urzikstan, Andanavia, Adziolandia, Caiov, Attempted Socialism, East Wali, Technocratic-european Countries, Scres Gidgerland, Elomania, DIMAnism, Singamadri, Andstions, Sanctum Teriaris, Warnen, New Derse, Maxiverse, Floxia, Ateala, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Republic of the Soulless Hord, PwRepublic, Paladani, Seenvorland, Lucedeia, Opis, Neo Cheese Empire, Dagdria, Confederacy of North America, New New New Alabama, Lower Melodia, Roman Empire August, Return To Peace, Greater Portugaliza, Lower Lsana Jes, Tanushland, Aurasreich, Choi Hanji, Inspiratus, Queen Ravenna Fontainon, The Union of The People of Britannia, Clocriestes, North Arkana, Teriol, Regallio, The Redwood Isles, Hentaigraado, Brackerca, Arcriea, Oceania-America, Crilland, Chechno-Kalimovski, Justosia, Negarden, Straknov, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Eggplant Island, Down Scoblic, Bloxian States, Kosova, The Zheng Dynasty, Zecit, Westerhold, Spartoi, ReichsBrazil, U S Eh, Germanic Cat, Idotistanistan, Ham Federation, Prismaria, Arostica, South Baba, Nistriabar, McMasterdonia, Esteneng, Ziprotscria, Borkey Kurg, New Selkirk, Oannia, New Renardia, Xiang Dynasty, Minilands, Barxa, New Xyroxes, Kainin, Arch Dornan, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Selfgradatude, Miletic, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Viceroy Vincent, Fragrancia, Great Mataram, Pribaltic Union, Burback, Democratic Republic of Magley, Halsoni, Parpyduckland, Radored Welandion, Texaska, Everything Decided at Random, United Kahndaq, Balto, Gragadoia, New Clavidor, Orogonia, The Jerichowan Country, Nechavia, Kinqueven, Altivia, Paldean Windo, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Eralan, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Hyphen, The Tony Paporordia, The Resoland, Yaorozu, Joevala, Suvarnavarta, Democatic Donkeys, Machalas, Davidianian, Dillimore, United States of Americanas, Tragesch Firwat, Northern Zorbrasnka, Stal Valley, Hikki, Neriorki, Sechiole, Lugarvatn, Delitai, Infinite Crafts, Vendonesam, Riskstan, Gorutimania, and Royaume des loups.