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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,004thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,361stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,095th
The Vicar of Freud of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Where is Mom? I need to show her something...
Evil McMasterdonia
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Democatic Donkeys

Population14.033 billion

CapitalTangerine Dream
LeaderEvil McMasterdonia
FaithJim Morrisonism

Animalsparkle pony

The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.033 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,683 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,948 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 200,339th in the world and 8,143rd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 22.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,004thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,361stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,095thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,136thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,669thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,905thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,924thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,347thLargest Black Market: 4,598thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,890thMost Influential: 6,023rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,448thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,978thMost Cultured: 8,648thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,449thHighest Economic Output: 10,101stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,786thSmartest Citizens: 10,859thLargest Governments: 11,112thTop
Best Weather: 12,186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,297thMost Devout: 13,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,676thLargest Populations: 18,280thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,474thMost Income Equality: 21,310thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,808thHighest Average Incomes: 23,576th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 103rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 117th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 127th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 130th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 172nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 276th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 328th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 353rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 386th in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionMost Cultured: 451st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 556th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 596th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 601st in the regionMost Devout: 604th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 676th in the regionNudest: 683rd in the regionBest Weather: 699th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 737th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 874th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 930th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,007th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 162 » Illusia and Neverendia, Rising Sakura, Aerilia, Venicea, Figyjharli, Barabolia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Orado, Cereskia, -Slovania, Nordic-British Union, Yokciq Empire, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, Lulubellia, Republica Guilleana, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Hamerica, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Guer Aike, Corfad, Dangine, Shibutani, The Ultimate Republic, Vyata Temor, Travislavania, Selfgradatude, Valgarda, Omnistria, Texanz, Zzozona, Katuda, Koda-Land, Francois Isidore, New Lakemba, Kocherian, Svenskan, Muqatil, Svenskskit, Sundred, Communist Lukania, The Tampa Bay Rays, El Fiji Grande, Cretox State, Zemnaya Svoboda, Empy, Advancia-Sizzletown, Andexia, and 112 others.Navsland, Dreadton, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Xentherida, Greater Afroeurasia, Ellbonnia, Notyoutopia, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Interdimensional Zone, Joevala, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Animu Place, Questann, Former English Colony, Bharathvarsh, Iheslaria Island, Nuronte, The Rhein States, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Sil Dorsett, The Pantheons, Kromi, Shadowrik, Chips and Guac, Nalver And, Wilkshire, Shotokonia, Loutsland, Imperial Pieserged, Iberia y las Colonias, Fauzjhia, Simone Republic, Duryanistan, Kragsgale, Free Salvation, Sikol, Wapistan, Siwale, Xagill, Gafflebag, Blyskalia, Tringapore, Tyirza, Great Bights Mum, Galaician Empire, Kranostav, Super Girl, Expere Fiyans, San Felipe, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Hirzan, BTProductions, Clan Spaniel, Ravendi, Kazoo Basin, Fraystonia, East Akra, Uzbek Khan, Votak Matim, Libertania Democratica, Hepek, Volstokn, Pasargad, Nova Arcania, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Alexander the Magnus, Rinadia, The Teddy, TyGerria, Jaxikistan, Impel Down, Draconian Progression, The Jerichowan Country, Pleroma Sans Romans, Maott, Climeria, Northern Roman Republic, Randomcountryland, West Papua states, Centrialand, Alorca, Solphine, Steampunk Ariel, Orogonia, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, The Anarchist Far East, Potatolandium, Mon Island, Seenvorland, Religioncord, ForestMythal, Wineclaw, Grand Symphosium Philharmonie, Defense For The World Assembly, Colfes, Darkmondoria, Siberian Workforce, Tsandonown, Pallaith, The Calabash Protectorate, Planes, Seanat, Neopie, and Britle.

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