The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.033 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,683 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,948 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 200,339^th in the world and 8,143^rd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 22.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.