by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 100thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 389thMost Influential: 848th
The Vicar of Freud of
Father Knows Best State
Where is Mom? I need to show her something...
Evil McMasterdonia
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Democatic Donkeys

Population16.715 billion

CapitalTangerine Dream
LeaderEvil McMasterdonia
FaithJim Morrisonism

Animalsparkle pony

The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.715 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,044 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,288 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 3,784th in the world and 156th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 64.09 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 100thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 389thMost Influential: 848thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,101stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,304thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,750thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,878thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,358thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,624thMost Patriotic: 3,784thLargest Black Market: 4,602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,713thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,297thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,712thMost Cultured: 8,711thHighest Economic Output: 9,260thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,876thSmartest Citizens: 10,300thBest Weather: 10,507thLargest Governments: 10,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,077thHighest Food Quality: 13,649thTop
Most Devout: 15,502ndLargest Populations: 16,780thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,224thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,096thHighest Average Incomes: 25,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,598th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 95th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 111th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 113th in the regionLargest Black Market: 118th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 140th in the regionMost Patriotic: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 160th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 279th in the regionLargest Populations: 291st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 305th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 311th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 338th in the regionMost Cultured: 457th in the regionMost Devout: 490th in the regionNudest: 508th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 556th in the regionLargest Governments: 573rd in the regionBest Weather: 592nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 606th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 698th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 772nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 821st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 868th in the regionMost Stationary: 946th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,049th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,084th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,222nd in the region

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