The Republic of The Confederate States of America is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President George Wallace II with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.635 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Confederate dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 222,024 Confederate dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The judicial system legislates morality, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and when you fly on Air The Confederate States of America you win a seat or you die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate States of America's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederate States of America is ranked 279,813^th in the world and 5,502^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.