The Southern Alliance of The Confederate States of America is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mitch Robertson with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.341 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The frighteningly efficient a Confederate economy, worth 532 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 159,262 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 958,150 per year while the poor average 11,938, a ratio of 80.3 to 1.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate States of America's national animal is the alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Confederate States of America is ranked 296,791^st in the world and 12,227^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.