The Militärstaat of The Austro Germanic Union is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiserin und Militärdiktator Victoria II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.564 billion Austro-Germans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Austro-German economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion Staatsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,745 Staatsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Austro Germanic Union's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown. The Austro Germanic Union's national animal is the Prussian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is German Protestantism.

The Austro Germanic Union is ranked 48,504^th in the world and 1,826^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.