The Democratic Union of New Trisone is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nairo Q'umir with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.537 billion New Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion Fusean Notes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,772 Fusean Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the New Trisonean flag qualifies you for citizenship, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime is totally unknown. New Trisone's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 215,547^th in the world and 8,833^rd in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 14.77 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.