The Democratic Union of New Trisone is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dorian Q'umir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.488 billion Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Trinns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,771 Trinns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dorian Q'umir's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in New Trisone to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Trisone's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 170,446^th in the world and 8,988^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -13.04 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.