The Democratic States of New Trisone is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dorian Zelenyy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.266 billion New Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth 625 trillion Trinns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,730 Trinns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Dorian Zelenyy's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Trisone's national animal is the Arctic Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 37,249^th in the world and 1,744^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.4 Weapons Per Person.