The Democratic Union of New Trisone is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dorian Q'umir with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.065 billion Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth 924 trillion Trinns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,905 Trinns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the government thinks Trisoneans can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime is totally unknown. New Trisone's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 164,830^th in the world and 8,526^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.