The Democratic Union of New Trisone is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nairo Q'umir with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.532 billion New Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth a remarkable 2,709 trillion Fusean Notes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,222 Fusean Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, foreign leaders are advising that Nairo Q'umir's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and foreign workers are flooding in as Fusean Notes flood out. Crime is totally unknown. New Trisone's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 35,593^rd in the world and 1,221^st in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 68.92 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.