The Democratic States of New Trisone is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dorian Zelenyy with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.665 billion New Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth 670 trillion Trinns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,291 Trinns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the New Trisone City Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Trisone's national animal is the Arctic Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 10,808^th in the world and 249^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 953.70772296 Days.