The North Pacific Rum Producer of Unshleepd is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by 11149433859 with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.572 billion Dreamers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 1,503 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 228,756 Decibels, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The well-off can quite literally buy extra votes, school football matches are usually five-a-side, it takes a village to catch a criminal, and gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Bass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Memes.

Unshleepd is ranked 8,277^th in the world and 421^st in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,294.17 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.