The North Pacific Rum Producer of Unshleepd is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 11149433859 with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.665 billion Dreamers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 2,163 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 249,652 Decibels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

A degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, the legal profession considers itself above the law, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Bass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Memes.

Unshleepd is ranked 165,942^nd in the world and 8,357^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 23.45 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.