The United Republican Federation of Mortionia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nurasa Targahui with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.028 billion Mortionians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morbinville. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mortionian economy, worth 276 trillion Mortionian lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,566 Mortionian lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Mortionian politicians, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mortionia's national animal is the Morbius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mortionia is ranked 9,595^th in the world and 25^th in Texas for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 53.57 Bank.