|Faith||Worship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle|
|Animal||Deadly Garden Snake|
The Unpleasant Drainpipe of Gurou is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bronzefishy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, triple-decker prams, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.916 billion Gurouans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WiyNei. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Gurouan economy, worth 695 trillion Iousies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,485 Iousies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fat-shaming is now public policy, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gurou's national animal is the Deadly Garden Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of ForestMythal.
- : Gurou voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
- : Gurou changed its national leader to "Bronzefishy" and its nation type to "Unpleasant Drainpipe".
- : Gurou altered its national flag.
- : Gurou endorsed The United Socialist States of Central Ryal.
- : Gurou endorsed The Holy Red Monster of Mon Island.
- : Gurou voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
- : Gurou voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Holy Red Monster of Mon Island.
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Community of Super Girl.
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