The Technocratic Unitary States of Roman Empire August is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Eloise CIX Louise of Augustus with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.787 billion Roman Central Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal hybrid-central City of Rome. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Augustian Cornelian economy, worth 976 trillion Roman Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,861 Roman Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roman Empire August's national animal is the Ancient Grey Crown Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is faith of free will.

Roman Empire August is ranked 307,301^st in the world and 9,358^th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -31 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.