The Holy Republic of Diversity of Roman Empire August is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Lucius Cane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.594 billion Cornelian Augustians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic Anncoria Citadel of Garden. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catholic Augustian economy, worth 253 trillion August coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 158,905 August coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, cars are banned, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roman Empire August's national animal is the Gigantic ancients Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Constituent Writings August Catholicism.

Roman Empire August is ranked 1,441^st in the world and 854^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 141 valid endorsements.