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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 439thMost Influential: 1,010thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,381st
The Technocratic Unitary States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
in the royal service we trust
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Roman Empire August

Population3.787 billion

CapitalRoyal hybrid-central City of Rome
LeaderEmpress Eloise CIX Louise of Augustus
Faithfaith of free will

CurrencyRoman Euro
AnimalAncient Grey Crown Dragon

The Technocratic Unitary States of Roman Empire August is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Eloise CIX Louise of Augustus with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.787 billion Roman Central Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal hybrid-central City of Rome. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Augustian Cornelian economy, worth 976 trillion Roman Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,861 Roman Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roman Empire August's national animal is the Ancient Grey Crown Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is faith of free will.

Roman Empire August is ranked 307,301st in the world and 9,358th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -31 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 439thMost Influential: 1,010thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,381stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,934thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,354thMost Patriotic: 2,532ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4,045thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,276thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,475thLargest Black Market: 4,943rdLargest Governments: 5,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,096thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,509thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,011thMost Cultured: 6,846thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,851stMost Efficient Economies: 6,928thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,418thRudest Citizens: 8,180thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,336thNudest: 8,349thMost Developed: 8,386thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,539thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,521stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,531stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,775thSmartest Citizens: 10,326thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,359thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,427thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,342ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 16,571stLowest Crime Rates: 17,822ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,081stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,263rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,410thLargest Retail Industry: 25,443rdHighest Economic Output: 26,012th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 110th in the regionLargest Black Market: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 185th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 193rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 208th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionNudest: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 247th in the regionLargest Governments: 260th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 262nd in the regionMost Influential: 296th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 313th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 316th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 333rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 338th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 345th in the regionMost Cultured: 352nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 375th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 389th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 444th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 460th in the regionMost Developed: 476th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 488th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 557th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 558th in the regionMost Armed: 647th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 704th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 738th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 822nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 858th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 861st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 876th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 888th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 916th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 936th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Roman Empire August was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Bushs Baked Beans and Bacon.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Empire August, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Roman Empire August voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Limiting Animal Pathogens"".
  • : Roman Empire August changed its national motto to "in the royal service we trust".
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Empire August, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Empire August, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Empire August, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Empire August, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
  • : Roman Empire August voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Neasmyrna".
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Empire August, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 281 » Shibutani, Former English Colony, Aerilia, Zelenaya Dolina, The Austro Germanic Union, Vesuva, Nationeer, Chipoli, Wilkshire, Choi Aeguka, Runeda, Felpolandia, The Arverni Lands, Omicron Persei V111, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eraver, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Davidianian, Atrito, Intion North, Radicaster, Greater Cesnica, Travislavania, Laxoimia, The Erie Doctrine, Wolffoxia, Fekem, The Serdey Islands, Maott, Pradovnia, Arquan, TyGerria, Segesta, Tsandonown, New-Ferytland, Yaorozu, Wisconsota, Cult of Silence, New Trisone, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Darkanistan, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Racoda, Panama Coalition, Karazan, Bardopia, Rinadia, and 231 others.Thought Obliteration, Fruition, Arostica, Inspiratus, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Radored Welandion, United States of Dictators, Fupiju, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Mandurium, Dem Republic of Romania, MookeyKong, Evelyn Hugo, Laforeia, Gridland Empire, Gran Amerigo, Chukstik Illahi, PlanetMercury, Mataramsunda, Kandorith, Tolandolia, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Coalition of Gedran, Nouvel Empire, Republica Guilleana, Jeltronian WA Mission, Cobolica, Halleffle, IHateRights, Attempted Socialism, Plangainer, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Arxa, Ellbonnia, Kelvaros Prime, Sou Avida, Kosova, Piura, Ser Enta, Misdainana, Anthronia, Blyskalia, Velikaya Arstotzka, Doichtland, Ekrund Greenskins, Chechno-Kalimovski, Spacenerdtopia, The Windmilluminati, Tachycardia, Reich German, Bandergreen, Neavira, Spifftopiania, New Selkirk, Nevala, Pinky Queen, Federation of Vanguard, Crownidonia, Rainengrad, Zyvetskistaahn, Bankowiata, Wadua, The Confederate States of America, Gorundu, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Eurasian Reclamation Collective, Iespao, Luminerra, Laurendon, Kappacon, Khoik, Necromonia, The Zheng Dynasty, Votak Matim, Francois Isidore, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Noiland, Esperonia, Cinnibar, Kosanx, Aenglaland, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Ahssn, Ibra, Azassas, Southern Moosetopia, Rumagna, Mechenland, Coutdown, Liberepublia, AE2022, The Rhein States, Gojira, Austro-Bavarian States, Among us very sus oh no why is it so sus, Typrevrialand, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Quincy, Illusia and Neverendia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Great Bights Mum, Catalis, Eretz Filasteen, Terre de liberte, Magecastle Embassy Building A5, Texaska, The United Republic of Mar, Aekp, Polgaria, Peacefounders, Flying-Penguins, Corfad, South Parter, Istos, Concordare, Sacred Butterfinger, The Anddoran Commune, Deliber, Lionsroar, The Three Moutains, Kasazzastan, The Mating Tortoise, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Chaeque, Turpotia, Mr Matzerati, Integria, Atlosk, Oceanica Empire, Tape, Unimaginable Doom, Estremaura, Flegetonte, Koda-Land, United Orange Valley States, Nistriabar, Marmiedon, Slotark, Kvylia, Batatoland Empire, Zillead, Izordinia, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Malta Comino Gozo, Bushs Baked Beans and Bacon, Regallio, Kwaj, Siwale, Kranostav, Toilet Man, Zupla, LostLegion, Democatic Donkeys, Pazair, Pallaith, AmManies, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ethnon, Lemonbiscuits, Loutsland, Free Culture, The Bureaucratic Territories, Vexilia, Sojenre, Notyoutopia, Simone Republic, Old Emporia, Unsophisticate, Filibustra, Xagill, Miyasaka, Communist Beijing Must be China, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Heilhum Imperius, Ishtimbine, Etanur, Parpyduckland, Dreadton, New Jerusalemm, Antiyard, Ice and Tinian, Gragadoia, Prevaland, North Bratislava, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, PotatoFarmers, KAP03land, Oannia, Frances Francis the First of France, Phoronu, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Singamadri, The northern Polish territories, Pleroma Sans Romans, Jaded Grammarians, XD 2, Vincone Cae, Varisland, Dicko, Dacian Freelands, Almond Tofu, Quentiam Viventem, Westerhold, Individualist Catopia, Walter Jackson, Liberum Hibernia, Holy Marcus Empire, Cowbridge, Omnistria, Arucaria, U S Eh, Andstions, Merconitonitopia, United States of Medford, Randoes, Gothgraff and Lilium, The Sinclarian Provinces, Napnomadia, and David Davidson.