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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 380thRudest Citizens: 679thMost Influential: 931st
The Confederacy of
Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Confederacy of North America

Population6.273 billion

LeaderJim Hacker

CurrencyAmerican Confederacy Dollar
AnimalAmerican bison

The Confederacy of Confederacy of North America is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jim Hacker with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.273 billion Confederacy of North Americans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederacy of North American economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion American Confederacy Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 212,390 American Confederacy Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Confederacy of North American roads, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime is totally unknown. Confederacy of North America's national animal is the American bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederacy of North America is ranked 47,949th in the world and 1,642nd in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,596.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 380thRudest Citizens: 679thMost Influential: 931stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,426thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,492ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,500thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,001stLargest Retail Industry: 2,578thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,800thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,416thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,550thNudest: 6,608thHighest Average Incomes: 7,229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,854thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,840thSmartest Citizens: 9,400thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,350thMost Developed: 11,246thMost Efficient Economies: 11,518thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,879thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,611thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,050thMost Cultured: 14,163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,572ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 16,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,059thHighest Food Quality: 16,210thMost Secular: 17,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,438thHighest Economic Output: 17,643rdMost Beautiful Environments: 20,173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,507thLargest Governments: 28,599th
Rudest Citizens: 41st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 124th in the regionNudest: 177th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 202nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 224th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 241st in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 279th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 298th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 308th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 409th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 432nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 466th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 496th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 521st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 528th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 629th in the regionMost Developed: 636th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 637th in the regionMost Stationary: 658th in the regionMost Secular: 691st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 697th in the regionMost Cultured: 705th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 808th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 838th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 894th in the region

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