The Republic of Orogonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Markus Hilek with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.624 billion Orogonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Orogonian economy, worth 197 trillion hurlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,804 hurlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, bars are packed at all hours, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is totally unknown. Orogonia's national animal is the Grizzly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orogonia is ranked 17,052^nd in the world and 254^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.