by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 296thMost Influential: 700thBest Weather: 1,411th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Totum dependeat
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.505 billion

CapitalLemonbiscuits City
Faitha major religion


The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 14.505 billion Lemonbiscuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonbiscuits City. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lemonbiscuitinarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion Crumbs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,971 Crumbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonbiscuits's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lemonbiscuits is ranked 265,896th in the world and 13,630th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -15.78 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 296thMost Influential: 700thBest Weather: 1,411thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,699thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,956thMost Pacifist: 3,103rdMost Cultured: 3,594thSafest: 4,193rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,335thHighest Food Quality: 5,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,103rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,317thNicest Citizens: 5,415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,245thMost Stationary: 6,344thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,044thSmartest Citizens: 7,333rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,722ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,490thLargest Governments: 8,519thHighest Economic Output: 9,085thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,123rdMost Developed: 12,628thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,463rdMost Inclusive: 16,950thMost Devout: 17,116thHighest Average Incomes: 17,130thLargest Populations: 20,605thMost Income Equality: 25,892nd
Best Weather: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionMost Stationary: 122nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 160th in the regionMost Pacifist: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 184th in the regionMost Cultured: 190th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222nd in the regionSafest: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 235th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 254th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 268th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 305th in the regionNicest Citizens: 306th in the regionLargest Populations: 361st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 378th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 380th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 405th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 407th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 408th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 410th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 458th in the regionLargest Governments: 459th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 459th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 467th in the regionMost Devout: 554th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 719th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 757th in the regionMost Inclusive: 947th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,353rd in the region

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