by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 379th Most Influential: 688th Best Weather: 1,289th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Totum dependeat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population6.641 billion

CapitalLemonbiscuits City
Faitha major religion


The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 6.641 billion Lemonbiscuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonbiscuits City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lemonbiscuitinarian economy, worth 949 trillion Crumbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,943 Crumbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonbiscuits's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lemonbiscuits is ranked 2,709th in the world and 143rd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 182.08 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 379thMost Influential: 688thBest Weather: 1,289thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,532ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,913thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,376thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,389thMost Pacifist: 2,709thMost Cultured: 3,501stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,863rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,882ndNicest Citizens: 4,146thSafest: 4,537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,411thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,071stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,270thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,406thLowest Crime Rates: 7,514thSmartest Citizens: 7,664thTop
Largest Governments: 9,027thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,967thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,202ndMost Stationary: 10,584thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,676thMost Devout: 10,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,321stMost Developed: 13,154thHighest Economic Output: 13,547thHighest Average Incomes: 14,184thMost Inclusive: 15,018thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,466th
Best Weather: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 109th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 117th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionMost Pacifist: 143rd in the regionMost Cultured: 163rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 226th in the regionNicest Citizens: 231st in the regionSafest: 233rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245th in the regionMost Stationary: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 309th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 346th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 354th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 371st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 381st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 384th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 400th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 403rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 405th in the regionLargest Governments: 406th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Devout: 453rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 566th in the regionLargest Populations: 605th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 683rd in the regionMost Developed: 749th in the regionMost Inclusive: 864th in the region

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