The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 6.641 billion Lemonbiscuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonbiscuits City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lemonbiscuitinarian economy, worth 949 trillion Crumbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,943 Crumbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonbiscuits's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lemonbiscuits is ranked 2,709^th in the world and 143^rd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 182.08 Cheeks Turned Per Day.