The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.111 billion Lemonbiscuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonbiscuits City. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lemonbiscuitinarian economy, worth 601 trillion Crumbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,269 Crumbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the Lemonbiscuitinarian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, Formula One cars in Lemonbiscuits boast 56 miles per gallon, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonbiscuits's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lemonbiscuits is ranked 4,448^th in the world and 210^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 128.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.