The Uncorruptable Nation of Yellops is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by MaxDistructo with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.762 billion Yellopsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Yellopsian economy, worth 605 trillion yellopsian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,598 yellopsian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yellops's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yellops is ranked 62,238^th in the world and 2,115^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,760.3 on the Gilded Widget Scale.