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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 455thMost Secular: 778thMost Influential: 1,046th
The Volcanic Islands of
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No Gods, only Man
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.072 billion

LeaderThe Prime Alderman
FaithState Atheism

AnimalWhite Shark

The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Prime Alderman with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.072 billion Nistrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Nistis a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,690 Nistis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime is totally unknown. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nistriabar is ranked 308,667th in the world and 9,411th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 455thMost Secular: 778thMost Influential: 1,046thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,299thHealthiest Citizens: 2,973rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,045thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,149thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,198thBest Weather: 3,245thMost Developed: 3,848thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,948thSmartest Citizens: 4,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,316thHighest Food Quality: 4,634thLargest Governments: 4,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,722ndMost Inclusive: 5,190thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,567thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,232ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,797thMost Cultured: 7,424thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,584thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,010thLowest Crime Rates: 8,329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,041stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,064thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,478thNicest Citizens: 10,324thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,964thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,079thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,468thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,288thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,102ndHighest Economic Output: 14,799thTop
Nudest: 19,239thMost Patriotic: 23,367thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,681stSafest: 24,348thMost Stationary: 25,761stLargest Retail Industry: 27,309thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,843rd
Most Secular: 46th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 117th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 128th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 155th in the regionRudest Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 169th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 183rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 190th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 199th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 202nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionLargest Governments: 243rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 243rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 265th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 279th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 282nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 295th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 295th in the regionMost Inclusive: 309th in the regionMost Influential: 311th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 325th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 347th in the regionMost Cultured: 370th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 406th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 415th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 417th in the regionNudest: 426th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 436th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 457th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 469th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 502nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 506th in the regionMost Stationary: 576th in the regionNicest Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 740th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 778th in the regionMost Patriotic: 807th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 814th in the regionLargest Populations: 921st in the region

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