by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 185thMost Influential: 824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,099th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No Gods, only Man
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population569 million


CurrencyNistrian Pound
AnimalWhite Shark

The Commonwealth of Nistriabar is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 569 million Nistrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth 69.0 trillion Nistrian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,190 Nistrian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nistriabar is ranked 138,048th in the world and 7,177th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 579.89 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 185thMost Influential: 824thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,099thLargest Retail Industry: 9,750thSafest: 10,036thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,083rdMost Secular: 13,530thMost Developed: 13,593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,677thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,226thMost Efficient Economies: 17,366thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,020thLowest Crime Rates: 18,857thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,182ndSmartest Citizens: 19,190thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,573rdMost Inclusive: 20,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,262ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,284thHighest Average Incomes: 21,907thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,029thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,733rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionMost Influential: 303rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 309th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 475th in the regionSafest: 532nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 602nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 639th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 713th in the regionMost Secular: 737th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 761st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 780th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 849th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 869th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 871st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 901st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 912th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 921st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 949th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 961st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 970th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,019th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,046th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,061st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,073rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,139th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,165th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,183rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,286th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
  • : Nistriabar voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Crushing Our Enemies".
  • : Nistriabar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Nistriabar was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Damsmel.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, property subletting is going underground.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Nistriabar's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 453 » Ethnon, Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, Freyford, SORT, Porlock, Advancia-Sizzletown, Abonland, Volstokn, United West States, Chukstik Illahi, Tachycardia, McMasterdonia, Asgardira, Empy, Sundred, Dakota Territories, Hamerica, Dar es Saalam, Detrivania, JMingozela, Corfad, Montarc, Itallitopia, Clan Barrnary, Eraver, Holy Oranz, Psychotic Vegans, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Castle Federation, Serendipita Martia, Fendlium, Newpromisedland, Methor, Guer Aike, Quentiam Viventem, Noahs Second Country, Pazair, The Endless Eventide, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ihese, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, Xentherida, Godwanna, Orado, Sunto, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, and 403 others.Omnistria, North Bratislava, Antiyard, Dreadton, Necromonia, Interdimensional Zone, Napnomadia, Loli County, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Plangainer, Votak Matim, Seenvorland, Dorito Dust, Siwale, Mandexia, New Lakemba, El Fiji Grande, Jasminlandia, Praeceps, Loutsland, Vincone Cae, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Humptalumpta, Marrinia, Aeurithianar, Greifenburg, The Austro Germanic Union, Minuda, Clan Spaniel, Drutopia Insomnia, Prydania, Jellies Island, East Supple Lund, Olofin, Immenium, Soviet Terran, KhalChicken, Eschatosia, Amblegreserland, Yemet, Coluazuela, Valatic Ash, Great Bights Mum, Great Jenovah, Kappacon, Selfgradatude, Grue, New Avian, The Windmilluminati, Miamington, Aeolist, Pyxie, The Real Ram Ranch, Sunaiya, Gilakistan, The Empire of the Clarence, The Most Freedom Ever, Rhelmwych, Palgo, Malta Comino Gozo, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, The Greylands, Lazadonil, Old Emporia, Banabistan, Mordonerea, Zumlandia, Central Ryal, Kamohoalii, Mitrace, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Partax, Aetulia, Lemonbiscuits, Warsaw-Halicz, The Sturo, Azzarel, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, MAACAU, The Stratosphere Islands, Manticore utopia, Vexilia, Yokciq Empire, Fascist Democracy, Walter Jackson, Pleroma Sans Romans, Palmasas, Holy Isle of Guac, Kolofia, Naurasium, Alamei, Harrys, Esplandia, Ausnakulia, West Hamburg, Casiato, Greater Chimeran Union, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, TJUN-ia, Zecit, Fel Imass, Moose repupblic, David Davidson, Logovets, The Discipled, DonaldJTrump2020, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kanlidia, The English Alliance, Aque Weandy, Angshire, Cors Evia, Memenaide, Tyroshh, Irishvan, Virillum, Thenationofthesun, Arimbia, Diodone, Altivia, Dopeland420, Centromuria, Cape Flower, Zokk, Free Culture, Unsophisticate, Araste Gogristapland, Phoronu, Dicko, North Novkia, Panama Coalition, United Asgardian States, The Sinclarian Provinces, United Federation of Technocrats, Crader, Sil Dorsett, Schnuftelland, The Iron Lions, GreatTombOfNazarik, Wallachian People, Glorystic, Arquadea, Beagles Reborn, Kulgatha, Zupla, Preble, 1 very fast endotarter, Lyethlenora, German Spitsbergen, Ravendi, North Armatas, Adehgord, Valhalla123, Lucedeia, LostLegion, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Lorigia, Varola, Corsithia, Bhigham, Wolvenland, Braghz, Iconic Republic, United Kahndaq, Ediola, Abject Ludicrosity, Solmetria, Magamtorn, Kuveria, Valentine Z, Chatheatinamopia, New Octicarg, Texas States, Singamadri, Ereena, Rad Lads, Equestrian Commonwealth, Terban Kedah, Karazan, Tarr-Nation, The AP Republic, Spades Atlantic, Cloydicia, Anungu, Wilkshire, Calamazo, The True Frog, Jovian Knights, Ataraxia Somnia, Lore Mipsum, Wooleystan, Marmiedon, Conservative State of Poland, Vauquelin, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nova Arcania, Varisland, Sile Maungistan, Armandlandia, Sea Ghost, Amauri, Austral States of America, Potatolandium, Vagabond Valley, Tellavinna, Aroa, Abiswashyo-bhumi, United States of Americanas, Tianqing, Choistan, Pollos Othe, Nationeer, DanCorpia, Newam, French Bananastan, United States of Medford, Eteles, Blackphir, Greater Maharlikans, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Neo Hungarica, Woodsend, Iron Cladia, Unshleepd, BrightFutures, Fupiju, Fizban, Cinnibar, Yukti, East Wushen, Independent Halls, Pradovnia, Simone Republic, Venezuelia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Cairnben, Vesuva, Northern Glory, Gilu Gonzwiel, Union of the Oriental States, Joodey, Alice Gardens, Conteria, Revolutionary Sealand, PotatoFarmers, Wineclaw, Fredericksborg, Wisconsota, Mooe, Dylanana, Bojacks and Jills, Maott, Frances Francis the First of France, Hyphen, New Pruessen, Greater New America, Aingard, Ilisseia, Arizona Zervas, The Empire of the Federation, Fluffy Noodles, Shadowrik, Oriplate, Alyrria, ZimRobwe, Aurelia I, Ivernary, Daiz, VietAnhland, The Gamer Party, Ice and Tinian, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Lendara, Finwalia, Aprenencia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Kenefche, Florantia, Pheonisland, Orenmark, Velon, Westinor, Elgaland-Vargaland, AverageJoevlania, Saint Alaric, New Flos, Dadastan Archipelago, Skad Delurreacatiegoland, Indoneis, Old Republic of Greece, Phualand, The Pantheons, Zixu, U S Eh, Kasazzastan, Eywaan, Korovan Isles, Terra Aquilon, Moradiais Isles, Kranostav, Zenaguria, A Ordem do Caos, Citrus Rutaceae, Zeternia, Californian Redwood, Xatin, CARINTHYIA, UltraBeast, Turan Nation, AAA Provisional Empire, Solidair, Astronomical, Rescadra, The Serdey Islands, New Biryukova, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Greater Pittsburgh, Western Pyresia, San Orono, Vaarland, Eastern Valskovia, Aueralia, Qaz, Beasluxia, Free Cadrechia, Kargestan, Navsland, Eastern Auroria, Paul Pasch, Solphine, Ivy Rekkia, Fayyayid, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Plutayah, Confederacy of Antarctica, Werchegia, Sancheska, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, YEET LMAO, Bushkrub, Montinario, Integriata, Shiyania, Tenjistan, Bengal Empir, Azarah, Magnus Virtus, Harveney, Aoncarpa, Pedgindo, The Calabash Protectorate, Var And, Sounkaopia, New Grafton, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Nichigo Sebe, Mouva Crishia, Northwest Isles, Indo-Equestria, Borsukia, New Merrimack, Rainengrad, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, Greater Marysville, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Indomart, Lower Cotiandur, Dangine, Phyu, Solcius, Hopsin, Asoc lon, El Emayo, Kocherian, Innocentic, Yalgora, Seanat, Victorian Atlantis, Arbor Marshes, Beleriandas, Abzul, Entecavir, Brucklania, Arichia, Howlerd Islands, Freedomanica, Estandarte, Highton Islands, and Damsmel.

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