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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 72ndMost Influential: 850thRudest Citizens: 873rd
The United Colonies of
Corporate Bordello
Siempre hacia adelante
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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New Atlantico

Population4.19 billion

LeaderAddison Riley

CurrencyNo Official Currency
AnimalGreat White Shark

The United Colonies of New Atlantico is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Addison Riley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.19 billion Atlantians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Atlantian economy, worth 807 trillion No Official Currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 192,713 No Official Currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,200,423 per year while the poor average 13,231, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, and brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Atlantico's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

New Atlantico is ranked 284,486th in the world and 6,671st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -373.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 72ndMost Influential: 850thRudest Citizens: 873rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,618thFattest Citizens: 1,893rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,972ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,139thLargest Retail Industry: 2,142ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,266thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,828thTop
Most Armed: 3,409thMost Avoided: 3,611thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,897thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,056thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,444thMost Efficient Economies: 6,057thMost Devout: 6,658thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,007thHighest Average Incomes: 9,974thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,076thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,600thMost Cultured: 12,800thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,343rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 15,417thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,708thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,342ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,504thMost Patriotic: 20,089thLargest Black Market: 21,523rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,467thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,079thMost Pro-Market: 27,157th
Rudest Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 53rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 92nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 103rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Armed: 107th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 142nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 153rd in the regionMost Devout: 177th in the regionMost Influential: 212th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 236th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 291st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 307th in the regionLargest Black Market: 309th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 362nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 363rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 389th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 456th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 462nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 473rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 483rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 519th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 526th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 532nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 551st in the regionMost Cultured: 638th in the regionMost Patriotic: 665th in the region

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