The Democratic Republic of Trillius is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Yedrin Jobel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.931 billion Trills are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leran Manev. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trillusian economy, worth 808 trillion GPL Bars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,261 GPL Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trillius's national animal is the Ghost Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Trillius is ranked 168,801^st in the world and 8,925^th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.74 Missed References Per Hour.