The Democratic Republic of Trillius is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Yedrin Jobel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.021 billion Trills are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leran Manev. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trillusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion GPL Bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,813 GPL Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trillius's national animal is the Ghost Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Trillius is ranked 219,934^th in the world and 8,270^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -359.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.