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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,082ndMost Influential: 2,105thHighest Drug Use: 4,947th
The DaS Puppet State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
All Hail Depression and Suffering!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Idotistanistan

Population4.268 billion

CapitalVertigo
LeaderThe Ux
FaithNo Official Religion

CurrencyRallod
AnimalIdotistanistani Mountain Cat

The DaS Puppet State of Idotistanistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Ux with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.268 billion Idotistanistanians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vertigo. The average income tax rate is 13.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Idotistanistanian economy, worth 528 trillion Rallods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 123,881 Rallods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Idotistanistanian Navy, babies are a small but significant export, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, and doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Idotistanistan's national animal is the Idotistanistani Mountain Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Idotistanistan is ranked 276,220th in the world and 6,872nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.42 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,082ndMost Influential: 2,105thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4,947thFattest Citizens: 5,461stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,654thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,441stLargest Retail Industry: 7,700thMost Avoided: 8,081stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,943rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,963rdTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,489thMost Armed: 20,957thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,645thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,504thMost Inclusive: 25,266thMost Efficient Economies: 26,276thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,329thMost Cultured: 28,049th
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Highest Drug Use: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 83rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Avoided: 134th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 181st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 229th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 258th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 336th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 380th in the regionMost Extreme: 449th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 454th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 470th in the regionMost Influential: 518th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 565th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 565th in the regionNudest: 586th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 611th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 703rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 146 » Radicaster, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Gorundu, Jeltronian WA Mission, Territorio di Nessuno, Great Bights Mum, Mallyna, Corfad, Shibutani, Laforeia, Kwaj, Former English Colony, PlanetMercury, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kandorith, Pineappleistania, Siwale, Chipoli, Aguaria Major, Wolffoxia, Southern Moosetopia, Darkanistan, Esperonia, Varisland, Koda-Land, New Lakemba, Dreadton, Pazair, Russila, PotatoFarmers, Marlducro, Zerentopia, Pallaith, Ethnon, Simone Republic, Advancia-Sizzletown, Laurendon, Sil Dorsett, Catalis, Elliniki Dhmokratia, North Bratislava, Wisconsota, Frances Francis the First of France, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, South Parter, Tsandonown, Kranostav, and 96 others.Deliber, Wineclaw, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Oannia, Unshleepd, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, The USSA, TamilPesum, Wilkshire, Empy, Pinky Queen, Snowsland, Sanctum Teriaris, Frontia, Lezaseia, Kaschovia, Calabo, Thought Obliteration, Xagill, Petronellania, Coth Pladyia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, KAP03land, Ovekisu, The Blind Side, Great Ignesia, Republiqueducroissant, Ozstan, Notyoutopia, Bodhisva, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Batatoland Empire, Caeliloquus, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Ishtimbine, Nationeer, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Sindoesia, Vertigoism, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, DarkMondoria, Zandos, Rex Republic, Votak Matim, Lionsroar, Eurocom, Arucaria, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Federation of Vanguard, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Singamadri, Zelenaya Dolina, Arostica, Germanic Cat, Valiacorkit, Blyskalia, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST cat, New Selkirk, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, The Jerichowan Country, New Cordyceps, Picairn, Nu Elysium, and Aoncarpa.

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