by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 446thMost Influential: 3,342ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,012th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
If you can't fix it, it ain't broke
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.489 billion

LeaderThe prime minister president
FaithWolf Jezus

AnimalDire Wolf

The Free Land of Northern-Kempia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The prime minister president with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.489 billion Northern-Kempians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kempia. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Northern-Kempian economy, worth 205 trillion Patats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,410 Patats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern-Kempia's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolf Jezus.

Northern-Kempia is ranked 29,426th in the world and 1,435th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,604.27 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 446thTop
Most Influential: 3,342ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,012thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,652ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,375thMost Pacifist: 10,647thTop
Safest: 12,934thBest Weather: 14,356thHealthiest Citizens: 17,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,163rdNicest Citizens: 18,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,774thMost Inclusive: 19,935thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,949thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,373rdSmartest Citizens: 22,362nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 154th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 318th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 438th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 609th in the regionSafest: 729th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 811th in the regionBest Weather: 818th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 933rd in the regionMost Influential: 968th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,025th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 280 » Heilhum Imperius, Kocherian, Kastonvia, The Rhein States, Zzozona, Orado, ANdTHeRnIa, Shibutani, Fascist Democracy, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Eylstadt Izetta, Guer Aike, El Fiji Grande, Hamerica, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Sanghyeok, WeKnow, Territorio di Nessuno, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Fel Imass, Xanatosi, Federal Republic Of America And The Cari, Florevana, Yaorozu, Humptalumpta, Unsophisticate, Ofrettia, Siwale, Lulubellia, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Vistula, New Lakemba, Picairn, Aerilia, Great Bights Mum, MonkeMafiaTopia, Neo Cheese Empire, Pazair, Hardscrabble, Crusadam, Inspiratus, The Clever Crow, Navsland, Dicko, Pallaith, Boston Castle, The Tampa Bay Rays, and 230 others.Koda-Land, Brucklania, Tatrum, Bankowiata, Empy, Republica Guilleana, R libanon, Pytong, Joodey, The Stratosphere Islands, Citrus Rutaceae, Principia Mathematica, Sundred, Maclare, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Kazoo Basin, Sikol, North Bratislava, Imperial Pieserged, Dabarastan, Maratabat, Kranostav, Newpromisedland, Pleroma Sans Romans, Valhalla123, Animu Place, Peoshammen, The Pantheons, Chips and Guac, Shadowrik, Venuar, Jerzykowo, Kragsgale, Pasargad, LostLegion, Amerian States, Estados Sanikistas Federales, Western Vapia, Kappacon, East Supple Lund, Loutsland, The Endless Eventide, USSRITWILLWORK, Bywell, Commoterre, Advancia-Sizzletown, Armandinia, Desvios, Clan Spaniel, Figyjharli, SORT, Cretox State, Eywaan, Wineclaw, KhalChicken, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Vaireldanionistasi, Necromonia, Venicea, Kholynia, Goblin Gang, Frances Francis the First of France, Sevinland, Lorigia, Orogonia, Anungu, Liminyj, I Anixi, Rockwell Islands, South Baba, Federalania, Holy Oranz, The True Frog, Walter Jackson, Bend Mai, U S Eh, Feelonia, Ellbonnia, Andanavia, Zunt, Termathe, Reinoniananiananonanonona, Detrivania, Innocentic, Entecavir, Confederacy of North America, Tringapore, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Lemonbiscuits, Praeceps, Bruhast, Azelotia, United Lokkia, Sitero, The Backwardest Nation You Know, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Finchin, Minuda, Marmiedon, Cors Evia, Jovian Knights, Kuldi, TLTland, Simone Republic, Xipher, Aetulia, The New Trumpland, Solphine, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Tachycardia, Moszce-Walvard, Nodnarb, A Salmon Named Harold, Ascidia, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, PotatoFarmers, Loli County, Zokk, Centrialand, Osternia, Ramiru, Godwanna, The Royal States of Canada, Chukstik Illahi, Esplandia, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, Leewood, Panama Coalition, Miamington, Lithuanian Commune, Votak Matim, Draconian Progression, Chadinton, Wisconsota, Freyford, Drutopia Insomnia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Sunto, Noesantara, Outer Shenendoah, Omnistria, Free Atlantis, Caladann, Sakarna, Brsil, Neo-Ottomania, Ocharckia, Ateala, Pizzerelia, Saint Christinium, Zachlend, Central Ryal, Cosamaloapan, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Xarrel, Frieszia, Arimbia, Northwest Zedonia, Nalver And, Kristiona, Revolutionary Sealand, Altivia, Volstokn, Libertania Democratica, Azzarel, TyGerria, Zemper Macro, Nationeer, Karazan, Obelias, Lotion Empire, Laurendon, Cartures, New Avian, RepublicCity, Gilakistan, The Serdey Islands, Trooporia, Soviet Terran, Iceria, Ibarkla, Religioncord, Ammanies, Pruznia, Rozarus, GlobeCV, Valentine Z, Democratie, Darmegia, Port Naga, Slyakanya, Selfgradatude, Khoik, Barabolia, Pingree, Callecul, Odelinor, Yukti, Andexia, Yokciq Empire, 1 very fast endotarter, Sil Dorsett, Strongwill, Concordare, Fauzjhia, Ravendi, East Akra, Seenvorland, Lucedeia, Yellops, Sirbil, Daiz, Marshmelli, Envielle, Aingard, Hewani, Climeria, Ozstan, Colfes, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Noahs Second Country, Ethnon, Nuronte, Galbadiana, and The Iron Lions.

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