The Liberal Wolfdom of Northern-Kempia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The prime minister president with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 10.412 billion Northern-Kempians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kempia. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Northern-Kempian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Patats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,806 Patats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and wandering Northern-Kempians are known for their one-track minds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern-Kempia's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolf Jezus.

Northern-Kempia is ranked 300,926^th in the world and 4,468^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.52 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.