The Incorporated States of Southern Moosetopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 1.528 billion Southern Moosetopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NOT Oslo. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Southern Moosetopian economy, worth 149 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 97,983 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Southern Moosetopia's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southern Moosetopia is ranked 183,406^th in the world and 5,590^th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.