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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347thMost Influential: 2,827thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,172nd
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The republic was a mistake. Let's try that, now.
Civil Rights
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Nouvel Empire

Population386 million


CurrencyImperial credit

The Federation of Nouvel Empire is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 386 million Imperial citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming imperial economy, worth 37.0 trillion Imperial credits a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,983 Imperial credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvel Empire's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nouvel Empire is ranked 45,884th in the world and 1,721st in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,960.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347thTop
Most Influential: 2,827thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,172ndMost Devout: 6,976thMost Authoritarian: 8,437thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,447thMost Conservative: 10,155thBest Weather: 12,814thMost Patriotic: 13,117thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,535thLowest Crime Rates: 15,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,288thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,641stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,216thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,763rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,769thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,338thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,947th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 139th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 211th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 239th in the regionMost Patriotic: 289th in the regionMost Influential: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 354th in the regionBest Weather: 405th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 435th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 445th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 448th in the regionMost Conservative: 493rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 499th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 500th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 514th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 565th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 655th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 655th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 706th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 750th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 755th in the regionMost Extreme: 761st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 766th in the regionMost Developed: 806th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 823rd in the regionLargest Governments: 900th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 909th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 933rd in the regionMost Cultured: 992nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,025th in the region

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