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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 69thMost Valuable International Artwork: 404thMost Influential: 426th
The Galactic Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The republic was a mistake. Let's try that, now.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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Nouvel Empire

Population3.772 billion

LeaderEmperor Jagged Fel
FaithSith cult

CurrencyImperial credit

The Galactic Federation of Nouvel Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Jagged Fel with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.772 billion Imperial citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient imperial economy, worth 471 trillion Imperial credits a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,900 Imperial credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and birth announcements often also serve as death announcements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvel Empire's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sith cult.

Nouvel Empire is ranked 298,082nd in the world and 6,620th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 8.56 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 69thMost Valuable International Artwork: 404thMost Influential: 426thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 730thMost Devout: 1,959thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 5,832ndBest Weather: 6,779thLowest Crime Rates: 6,904thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,413thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,458thMost Patriotic: 9,648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,003rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,602ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,260thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,040thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,904thLargest Governments: 13,905thMost Developed: 14,444thMost Authoritarian: 14,450thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,546thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 15,996thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,962ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,528thMost Cultured: 19,573rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 22,308thHealthiest Citizens: 23,846thMost Efficient Economies: 26,446thMost Income Equality: 27,712thMost Conservative: 30,135thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30,288th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost Devout: 65th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 257th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 263rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 285th in the regionMost Patriotic: 307th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 333rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 364th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 406th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 421st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 440th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 483rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 514th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 580th in the regionLargest Governments: 597th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 615th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 653rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 662nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 675th in the region

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