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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 111thMost Valuable International Artwork: 346thMost Influential: 495th
The Galactic Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The republic was a mistake. Let's try that, now.
Civil Rights
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Nouvel Empire

Population1.716 billion

LeaderEmperor Jagged Fel
FaithSith cult

CurrencyImperial credit

The Galactic Federation of Nouvel Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Jagged Fel with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.716 billion Imperial citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient imperial economy, worth 220 trillion Imperial credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,309 Imperial credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and birth announcements often also serve as death announcements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvel Empire's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sith cult.

Nouvel Empire is ranked 248,820th in the world and 9,595th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 111thMost Valuable International Artwork: 346thMost Influential: 495thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 700thMost Devout: 1,725thTop
Most Patriotic: 5,185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,709thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,525thLowest Crime Rates: 6,904thBest Weather: 7,657thMost Authoritarian: 8,423rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,142ndMost Conservative: 9,574thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,832ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,921stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,367thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,368thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,368thLargest Governments: 13,613thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,264thMost Developed: 14,906thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 16,832ndMost Cultured: 17,099thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,091stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,570thMost Efficient Economies: 21,423rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,143rdHealthiest Citizens: 23,275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,877thHighest Average Incomes: 25,332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,531stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,758thMost Income Equality: 30,082nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionMost Devout: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 113th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Patriotic: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 285th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 286th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 321st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 369th in the regionBest Weather: 405th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 451st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 470th in the regionMost Conservative: 514th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 537th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 554th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 559th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 562nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 632nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 633rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 638th in the regionLargest Governments: 672nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 742nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 765th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 777th in the regionMost Developed: 788th in the regionMost Extreme: 792nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 843rd in the regionMost Cultured: 850th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 893rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 905th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,009th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,091st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,106th in the region

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