The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.002 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 5,212 trillion ozzoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 248,191 ozzoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koda-Land is ranked 112,831^st in the world and 2,499^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 353 billion Standard Monetary Units.