The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.428 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 3,123 trillion Pomegranates a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,117 Pomegranates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, posters on 'Koda-Landian Values' advise against being proud of Koda-Land, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koda-Land is ranked 25,202^nd in the world and 1,054^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 256,256.97 Standard Monetary Units.