The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 13.724 billion Koda-Landians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,156 trillion Pomegranates a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,119 Pomegranates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koda-Land is ranked 4,191^st in the world and 87^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,637.7072852 Days.