The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jack O'Lantern with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.877 billion Zombies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skeleton Valley. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 2,910 trillion Pumpkins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,331 Pumpkins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the nation loves all colours indiscriminately (Koda-Land has found 4 easter eggs), and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koda-Land's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koda-Land is ranked 6,178^th in the world and 339^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 154.18 Cheeks Turned Per Day.