The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.694 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 5,587 trillion ozzoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 257,577 ozzoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, Koda-Landian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koda-Land is ranked 229,148^th in the world and 8,806^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -781.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.