The Federation of Zelenaya Dolina is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 360 million Dolinians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantine. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dolinian economy, worth 25.9 trillion Dolinian Lyras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,913 Dolinian Lyras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Father-son fishing trips have been banned, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zelenaya Dolina's national animal is the Tiger Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zelenaya Dolina is ranked 219,099^th in the world and 10,048^th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -6.8 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.