The Republic of Ammanies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Homer Simpson with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.922 billion Ammaniesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ammaniesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,500 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 361,286 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Spider Pig stadiums are open 24/7, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Ammaniesian beaches, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime is totally unknown. Ammanies's national animal is the Spider Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Ammanies is ranked 199,390^th in the world and 411^th in NationStates for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.31 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.