The Average Winter Wonderland of Territorio di Nessuno is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kaspar Hauser with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.587 billion Dispersi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disperso economy, worth a remarkable 3,643 trillion Nientes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 268,132 Nientes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The World Average Winter Wonderland Games have been won again by Territorio di Nessuno as no other country cares enough to compete, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Territorio di Nessuno's national animal is the Boh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Territorio di Nessuno is ranked 304,534^th in the world and 12,101^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.95 Obesity Rate.