The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kaspar Hauser with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.864 billion Dispersi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disperso economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion Nientes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 208,249 Nientes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Dispersi's kindness, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Territorio di Nessuno's national animal is the Boh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Territorio di Nessuno is ranked 152,766^th in the world and 7,664^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -49.98 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.