The Spooky Loch Ness Monster of Territorio di Nessuno is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaspar Hauser with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.2 billion Dispersi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disperso economy, worth a remarkable 1,557 trillion Nientes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 216,366 Nientes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Territorio di Nessuno's national animal is the Boh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Territorio di Nessuno is ranked 165,687^th in the world and 9,591^st in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -41.23 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.