The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaspar Hauser with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.555 billion Dispersi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disperso economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion Nientes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 222,048 Nientes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Territorio di Nessuno's national animal is the Boh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Territorio di Nessuno is ranked 168,241^st in the world and 9,405^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.28 Crimes Per Hour.