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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 39th Most Influential: 126th Most Stationary: 1,605th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Shaft them, before they do it to you.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population16.147 billion

CapitalSelfgradatude City
Leaderpresident Donald Trump

Animalgolden eagle

The Republic of Selfgradatude is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by president Donald Trump with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.147 billion Selfgradatudeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selfgradatude City. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Selfgradatudean economy, worth 892 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 55,270 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selfgradatude's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Selfgradatude is ranked 145,023rd in the world and 8,818th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 14.77 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 39thMost Influential: 126thMost Stationary: 1,605thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,908thBest Weather: 3,989thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,947thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,016thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,416thLargest Populations: 7,146thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,697thSafest: 9,847thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,028thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,242ndHighest Economic Output: 14,458th
Most Influential: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 173rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 186th in the regionBest Weather: 223rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 277th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 297th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 409th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 491st in the regionSafest: 502nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 670th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 784th in the regionMost Developed: 942nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 595 » Former English Colony, Yaorozu, Novare Res, Oneofakynd, Span, BrightFutures, Bothia, Calamazo, Newfatland, Edelweissia, Jefffliu, Unimaginable Doom, Renetopia, Venezuelia, Camarthen, The Teddy, Minorus cellus, Republic of Destiny, Shadowrik, Sadakoyama, The United Capital of Adam, Zeternia, Malvad, Great Bights Mum, Dutchyland, Karazan, New Sekai, Necromonia, Tianqing, Boggovia, RoosterTeeth, Zerophix, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Massarie, The Army Republic of Prussia, Clinton Park, KingT, Elevation, Druadach, Swagtopia, Felpolandia, Q w e r t y, Ultima Terra, Kubrostavsria, The Efteling, Finsternia, Apetopia, The Galactic Triumvirate, Lemonbiscuits, and 545 others.Notyoutopia, Xentherida, Republic of Dixie, Yeraennus, Wooleystan, Ceretis, Amerian States, Plumas, Esplandia, Guslantis, Sunto, Foraldn, Frances Francis the First of France, Corfad, Chukstik Illahi, Nationalist Peoples Party, The Isle of Grossmania, Kelvaros Prime, New Phyrreus, Rumagna, Grosser 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