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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd Most Influential: 123rd Most Stationary: 1,560th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Shaft them, before they do it to you.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Selfgradatude

Population16.68 billion

CapitalSelfgradatude City
Leaderpresident Donald Trump

Currencydollar
Animalgolden eagle

The Republic of Selfgradatude is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by president Donald Trump with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.68 billion Selfgradatudeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selfgradatude City. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Selfgradatudean economy, worth 916 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 54,925 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selfgradatude's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Selfgradatude is ranked 153,464th in the world and 7,748th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 32ndMost Influential: 123rdMost Stationary: 1,560thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,520thBest Weather: 3,863rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,923rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,161stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,959thLargest Populations: 7,014thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,473rdSafest: 9,416thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,662ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,518thHighest Economic Output: 14,555th
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Most Stationary: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 186th in the regionBest Weather: 220th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 276th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 290th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 435th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 483rd in the regionSafest: 504th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 599th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 721st in the region

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