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Population11.053 billion

CapitalMayrina Bay and Londonium
LeaderKing Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45
FaithModern Memism

CurrencyAzzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebux
AnimalUseless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua

The Kayoko Best Girl of Advancia-Sizzletown is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.053 billion Sizzlevancians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth a remarkable 2,612 trillion Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 236,371 Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Sizzlevancian bee, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 32,090th in the world and 1,069th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.21 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 57thMost Influential: 265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,551stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,579thMost Efficient Economies: 1,920thMost Developed: 2,011thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,090thMost Secular: 2,140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,163rdMost Inclusive: 2,189thNicest Citizens: 2,259thHighest Food Quality: 2,454thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,513thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,686thHealthiest Citizens: 2,689thSmartest Citizens: 2,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,804thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,882ndMost Cultured: 2,933rdLargest Governments: 3,136thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,728thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,756thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,957thLowest Crime Rates: 4,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,860thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,451stHighest Average Incomes: 5,652ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,960thSafest: 6,964thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,268thRudest Citizens: 7,532ndHighest Economic Output: 8,123rdMost Pacifist: 8,454thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,107thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,178thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,737thMost Stationary: 13,683rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,747th
Most Influential: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 106th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 108th in the regionMost Secular: 110th in the regionMost Developed: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 133rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Cultured: 139th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionNicest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 145th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 156th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 159th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 206th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 208th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 224th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 231st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 240th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 258th in the regionMost Stationary: 302nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 313th in the regionRudest Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 330th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 366th in the regionSafest: 383rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 385th in the regionMost Pacifist: 452nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 464th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 612th in the regionLargest Populations: 613th in the region

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