The Holy Greentext Meme Empire of Advancia-Sizzletown is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King JJG the IV with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.545 billion Azzleis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Advancia-Sizzletownian economy, worth 201 trillion Memebuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 130,707 Memebuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and Advancia-Sizzletownian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about King JJG the IV. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Birb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 64,044^th in the world and 3,517^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,694.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.