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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 231stMost Valuable International Artwork: 382ndMost Influential: 393rd
The Busy playing Girls Frontline of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
OTs-12 is best raifu, you can't change that.
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Population4.022 billion

CapitalMayrina Bay and Londonium
LeaderKing Juntism0ld I and Queen OTs-12 Tiss
FaithModern Memism

CurrencyAzzlei Memebux
AnimalUseless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua

The Busy playing Girls Frontline of Advancia-Sizzletown is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld I and Queen OTs-12 Tiss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.022 billion Azzleis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth 821 trillion Azzlei Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 204,212 Azzlei Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 42,882nd in the world and 2,248th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,113.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 231stMost Valuable International Artwork: 382ndMost Influential: 393rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,903rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,475thMost Efficient Economies: 2,594thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,800thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,809thNicest Citizens: 2,933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,282ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,421stMost Inclusive: 3,497thHealthiest Citizens: 3,498thMost Developed: 3,901stSmartest Citizens: 4,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,191stMost Cultured: 4,587thLowest Crime Rates: 4,990thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,220thLargest Governments: 5,297thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,615thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,641stHighest Average Incomes: 5,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,491stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,354thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,968thMost Pacifist: 10,188thTop
Most Secular: 11,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,537thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,368thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,707thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,071stSafest: 16,343rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,263rdMost Income Equality: 18,370thHighest Economic Output: 20,572nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 96th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 116th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 171st in the regionNicest Citizens: 174th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 202nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Developed: 228th in the regionMost Inclusive: 231st in the regionMost Cultured: 233rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 244th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 244th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 262nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 263rd in the regionLargest Governments: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 282nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 362nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 495th in the regionTop
Nudest: 562nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 564th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 590th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 600th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 632nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 636th in the regionMost Secular: 645th in the regionMost Stationary: 713th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 748th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 750th in the regionRudest Citizens: 755th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 811th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 851st in the regionSafest: 877th in the regionMost Income Equality: 963rd in the region

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