by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 133rdMost Influential: 340thMost Valuable International Artwork: 988th
The Metalhead with taste of
Left-wing Utopia
Unironically, a very cultured character.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.14 billion

CapitalMayrina Bay and Londonium
LeaderKing Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45
FaithModern Memism

CurrencyAzzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebux
AnimalUseless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua

The Metalhead with taste of Advancia-Sizzletown is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.14 billion Sizzlevancians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth a remarkable 1,860 trillion Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 228,579 Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 5,773rd in the world and 268th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,995.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 133rdMost Influential: 340thMost Valuable International Artwork: 988thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,571stMost Developed: 1,843rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,155thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,224thNicest Citizens: 2,243rdMost Inclusive: 2,296thMost Secular: 2,351stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,470thHealthiest Citizens: 2,527thHighest Food Quality: 2,541stSmartest Citizens: 2,654thTop
Most Cultured: 2,919thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,956thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,259thLargest Governments: 3,560thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,692ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,804thLowest Crime Rates: 4,361stHighest Average Incomes: 5,129thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,773rdRudest Citizens: 5,875thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,330thMost Pacifist: 6,619thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,561stSafest: 7,631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,191stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,736thHighest Economic Output: 10,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,461stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,726thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,833rdMost Stationary: 16,614thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,045thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,232ndHighest Drug Use: 20,988th
Most Influential: 66th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 108th in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Secular: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 135th in the regionNicest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Inclusive: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 139th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 146th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 148th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 148th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 151st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 154th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 165th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 178th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 184th in the regionLargest Governments: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 233rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 268th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 275th in the regionRudest Citizens: 276th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 343rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 382nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 389th in the regionMost Stationary: 395th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 427th in the regionSafest: 433rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 531st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 557th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 665th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 678th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 681st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 781st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 813th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,003rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,088th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,140th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,341st in the region

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