The Busy playing Girls Frontline of Advancia-Sizzletown is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld I and Queen OTs-12 Tiss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.038 billion Azzleis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth 822 trillion Azzlei Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,797 Azzlei Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, walls don't have ears, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 182,301^st in the world and 8,418^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -77.44 on the Rand Index.