The Kayoko Best Girl of Advancia-Sizzletown is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.053 billion Sizzlevancians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth a remarkable 2,612 trillion Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 236,371 Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Sizzlevancian bee, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 32,090^th in the world and 1,069^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.21 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.