The Busy playing Girls Frontline of Advancia-Sizzletown is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld I and Queen OTs-12 Tiss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.022 billion Azzleis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth 821 trillion Azzlei Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 204,212 Azzlei Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 42,882^nd in the world and 2,248^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,113.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.