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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 635th Most Influential: 1,190th Most Subsidized Industry: 9,225th
The Holy Greentext Meme Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Do you come from a land down under?
King JJG the IV
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.545 billion

CapitalMayrina Bay
LeaderKing JJG the IV


The Holy Greentext Meme Empire of Advancia-Sizzletown is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King JJG the IV with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.545 billion Azzleis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Advancia-Sizzletownian economy, worth 201 trillion Memebuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 130,707 Memebuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and Advancia-Sizzletownian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about King JJG the IV. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Birb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 64,044th in the world and 3,517th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,694.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 635thMost Influential: 1,190thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,225thMost Efficient Economies: 10,978thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,179thNicest Citizens: 11,209thMost Cultured: 11,322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,469thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,559thMost Average: 13,823rdLargest Mining Sector: 14,106thMost Developed: 14,216thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,597thMost Inclusive: 15,164thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,909thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,206th
Most Average: 311th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 445th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 472nd in the regionMost Influential: 502nd in the regionMost Cultured: 560th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 564th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 587th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 625th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 629th in the regionNicest Citizens: 631st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 640th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 669th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 674th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 737th in the regionRudest Citizens: 776th in the regionMost Developed: 813th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 838th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 839th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 847th in the regionMost Inclusive: 884th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 908th in the region

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