| Population | 8.14 billion |
| Capital | Mayrina Bay and Londonium |
| Leader | King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 |
| Faith | Modern Memism |
| Currency | Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebux |
| Animal | Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua |
The Metalhead with taste of Advancia-Sizzletown is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.14 billion Sizzlevancians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth a remarkable 1,860 trillion Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 228,579 Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.
Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 5,773rd in the world and 268th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,995.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by 
The United Socialist Empire of Colonla.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Empire of Your Own Medicine.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Empire of The Shell Corporation.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Theocracy of Sankay.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Help I'm A Card Devoted Roll of Tape.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
- : Advancia-Sizzletown voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Communist Federation of Misthas.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire.
- : Advancia-Sizzletown was endorsed by
The Hellenic State of Neptunian Military Administration.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 485 » 
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Former English Colony, 
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