The Federal Republic of Harjad is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Doe with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.555 billion Frogs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakarta. The average income tax rate is 80.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Harjadian economy, worth 315 trillion Wednesdays a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,544 Wednesdays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime is totally unknown. Harjad's national animal is the Lepidobatrachus laevis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Harjad is ranked 47,796^th in the world and 2,798^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 26.45 Atheism Rate.