The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dark Lord with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.631 billion Punkers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punkium. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetPunkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion Bonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,864 Bonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across PlanetPunk, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime is totally unknown. PlanetPunk's national animal is the Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deitydenial.

PlanetPunk is ranked 3,883^rd in the world and 210^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 161.81 Insults Per Minute.