The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dark Lord with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.256 billion Punkers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punkium. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetPunkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Bonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,695 Bonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown. PlanetPunk's national animal is the Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deitydenial.

PlanetPunk is ranked 149,017^th in the world and 8,050^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.