The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dark Lord with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.268 billion Punkers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punkium. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetPunkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion Bonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,020 Bonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, children are expected to carve their own toys, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime is totally unknown. PlanetPunk's national animal is the Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deitydenial.

PlanetPunk is ranked 12,164^th in the world and 604^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,806.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.