The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dark Lord with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.392 billion Punkers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punkium. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetPunkian economy, worth 935 trillion Bonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,530 Bonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony. Crime is totally unknown. PlanetPunk's national animal is the Slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deitydenial.

PlanetPunk is ranked 7,298^th in the world and 369^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,847.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.