The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dark Lord with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.579 billion Punkers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punkium. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetPunkian economy, worth 577 trillion Bonks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,422 Bonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, all recreational drugs are legal, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. PlanetPunk's national animal is the Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

PlanetPunk is ranked 69,240^th in the world and 3,886^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,272.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.