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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 440thMost Cultured: 885thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,034th
The Holy Cultural Districts of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Our one party united for all
Bubble Bass
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Political Freedom

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The Bikini Bottom Republic

Population8.911 billion

CapitalBinini Bottóm
LeaderBubble Bass
FaithBininiese Catholicism

CurrencyBininiese Pound

The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bubble Bass with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.911 billion Bininilandese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binini Bottóm. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bininiese economy, worth a remarkable 2,047 trillion Bininiese Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 229,800 Bininiese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and builders across The Bikini Bottom Republic are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bininiese Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 231,874th in the world and 5,331st in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 26.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 440thMost Cultured: 885thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,034thMost Influential: 1,087thHighest Food Quality: 1,102ndMost Inclusive: 1,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,188thNicest Citizens: 1,504thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,514thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,658thLowest Crime Rates: 1,888thMost Pacifist: 1,901stMost Developed: 1,951stLargest Governments: 1,974thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,038thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,118thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,410thMost Efficient Economies: 2,417thSmartest Citizens: 2,495thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,661stTop
Safest: 3,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,204thMost Devout: 3,285thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,841stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,903rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,965thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,775thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,470thBest Weather: 5,745thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,421stHighest Average Incomes: 6,903rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,805thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,533rdHighest Economic Output: 12,373rdTop
Most Patriotic: 14,780thMost Income Equality: 21,050th
Most Cultured: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 84th in the regionNicest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 86th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 91st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the regionMost Pacifist: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 132nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 148th in the regionSafest: 159th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 195th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 221st in the regionMost Influential: 235th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 250th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 302nd in the regionBest Weather: 324th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 329th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 362nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 375th in the regionMost Patriotic: 408th in the regionMost Stationary: 532nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 562nd in the region

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