The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sandy Olivia Cheeks with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.772 billion Bikinilandiam enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom New Coast District. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bikinilandiom economy, worth 201 trillion Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,770 Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and recognizing the Bikinilandiom flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Cape Cord Silver Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bikinilandiom Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 26,582^nd in the world and 1,219^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,910.87 on the Societal Mobility Rating.