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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th Most Influential: 48th Most Inclusive: 336th
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Population5.178 billion

LeaderHoward Ansel


The Republic of Siwale is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Howard Ansel with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.178 billion Siwalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Remmington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Siwalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion Ointments a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,022 Ointments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Siwale's hospitals, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, Siwalian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Howard Ansel, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siwale's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Siwale is ranked 780th in the world and 34th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 227.69 Quips Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6thMost Influential: 48thMost Inclusive: 336thMost Compassionate Citizens: 339thMost Pacifist: 363rdLargest Welfare Programs: 364thNicest Citizens: 383rdMost Developed: 425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 458thMost Advanced Public Education: 479thLongest Average Lifespans: 506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 527thMost Subsidized Industry: 530thHighest Average Tax Rates: 593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 615thLargest Governments: 690thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 756thHighest Poor Incomes: 763rdMost Cultured: 770thSmartest Citizens: 780thLowest Crime Rates: 842ndMost Beautiful Environments: 897thSafest: 936thHealthiest Citizens: 944thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,006thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,026thMost Secular: 1,075thBest Weather: 1,520thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,691stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,670thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,700thHighest Average Incomes: 3,077thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,905thHighest Drug Use: 5,928thMost Efficient Economies: 7,310thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,584thMost Income Equality: 10,690thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,717thNudest: 15,348th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionBest Weather: 85th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 144th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 176th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 266th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 295th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 378th in the regionTop
Nudest: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 550th in the regionMost Income Equality: 625th in the regionLargest Populations: 830th in the region

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