The People's Republic of Free State Of Wrangler Island is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Yegor Zakharov with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.62 billion Wranglerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lachaven. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wranglerian economy, worth 260 trillion Rens a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 160,710 Rens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Wranglerian Embarrassments, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, major cities run on potato batteries, and criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free State Of Wrangler Island's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheists.

Free State Of Wrangler Island is ranked 73,191^st in the world and 3,844^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 49.85 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.