The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord ScoMo with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.335 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 4,920 trillion Chilokveri Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 368,967 Chilokveri Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to New Chilokver as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chilokver is ranked 32,188^th in the world and 1,312^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,174.51 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.