The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Scomo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 16.56 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 6,400 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 386,504 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air New Chilokver flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 269,737^th in the world and 13,941^st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.06 crimes per hour.