The Austria of New Chilokver is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Marcom Trumble with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.831 billion Chilokveri enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 2,531 trillion Chilokveri Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 323,225 Chilokveri Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to New Chilokver as a reminder of their "special relationship", politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Manvek, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chilokver is ranked 19,621^st in the world and 1,082^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,917.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.