The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord ScoMo with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.579 billion Chilokveri have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 3,881 trillion Chilokveri Credits a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 366,939 Chilokveri Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chilokver is ranked 397^th in the world and 24^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,727 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.