The Lucky of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by St Patrick with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 15.298 billion Chilokveri have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 5,744 trillion Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 375,503 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trespassers entering St Patrick's office are immediately vaporized, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, artists are pillars of society, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 247,197^th in the world and 9,610^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.06 weapons per person.