The Austria of New Chilokver is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord ScoMo with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.745 billion Chilokveri have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 2,911 trillion Chilokveri Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 332,970 Chilokveri Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'Drop Beardogs' dominate wildlife preserves, a third of Chilokveri are e-certified CEOs, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chilokver is ranked 20,078^th in the world and 1,122^nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.16 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.