The Austria of New Chilokver is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Marcom Trumble with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 8.355 billion Chilokveri love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 2,742 trillion Chilokveri Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 328,300 Chilokveri Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the government snoops on private internet connections, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Manvek, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chilokver is ranked 101,402^nd in the world and 5,095^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 18.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.