The Austria of New Chilokver is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord ScoMo with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless population of 9.668 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 3,402 trillion Chilokveri Credits a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 351,922 Chilokveri Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chilokver is ranked 610^th in the world and 28^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 18,224.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.