The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord ScoMo with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.5 billion Chilokveri have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 4,622 trillion Chilokveri Credits a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 369,790 Chilokveri Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chilokver is ranked 130,836^th in the world and 5,911^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 37.33 on the Rand Index.