The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord ScoMo with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.887 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 5,124 trillion Chilokveri Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 369,006 Chilokveri Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, skateparks can be found in every city, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 146,056^th in the world and 3,289^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 149 billion Standard Monetary Units.