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Largest Gambling Industry: 858thRudest Citizens: 1,168thHighest Crime Rates: 1,341st
The Industrial Worker's State of
Anarchy
Слава национальному эксперименту!
President Dmitri Semenov
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Vlenkenov

Population5.939 billion

CapitalOchiyev City
LeaderPresident Dmitri Semenov

CurrencyVlenkl'
AnimalQuahog

The Industrial Worker's State of Vlenkenov is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Dmitri Semenov with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.939 billion Vlenktsy live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ochiyev City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vlenskoy economy, worth 725 trillion Vlenkl's a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 122,146 Vlenkl's, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 377,150 per year while the poor average 30,519, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vlenkenov's national animal is the Quahog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vlenkenov is ranked 32,453rd in the world and 1,731st in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,137.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 858thRudest Citizens: 1,168thHighest Crime Rates: 1,341stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,562ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,665thMost Armed: 1,929thFattest Citizens: 1,990thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,602ndMost Avoided: 2,933rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,116thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,620thLargest Retail Industry: 4,955thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,861stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,906thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,112thNudest: 9,966thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,297thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,674thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,031stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,363rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,944thMost Politically Free: 17,427thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,758thMost Inclusive: 21,716thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,614thHighest Average Incomes: 23,473rdMost Extreme: 24,546th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 47th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 62nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Armed: 69th in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Avoided: 94th in the regionMost Politically Free: 112th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 152nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 153rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 186th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 232nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 236th in the regionNudest: 246th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 337th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 376th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 433rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 445th in the regionMost Extreme: 581st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 582nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 685th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 753rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 772nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 784th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 813th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 874th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 976th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,010th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,103rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,109th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,161st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vlenkenov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlenkenov, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlenkenov, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlenkenov, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlenkenov, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
  • : Vlenkenov lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlenkenov, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns.
  • : Vlenkenov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlenkenov, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlenkenov, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.

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