The Green holy of Ovekisu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by a head of lettuce with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.859 billion Ovekisuans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of best city. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ovekisuan economy, worth 370 trillion big macs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 129,623 big macs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, neighboring nations are tired of Ovekisu's big fish stories, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ovekisu's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cow.

Ovekisu is ranked 155,508^th in the world and 4,003^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 967.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.