General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 8.248 billion |
| Capital | TPNG HQ |
| Leader | Kyle kenway |
| Faith | Kenwayism |
| Currency | TPNG token |
| Animal | 4 eyed insectoid |
The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, fear of technology, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.248 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,712 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 328,924 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.
Troll Punishers is ranked 1,166th in the world and 29th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 87,009.58 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Troll Punishers, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive.
- : Troll Punishers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, foreign leaders who don't applaud Kyle kenway's speeches are regarded as enemies of Troll Punishers.
- : Troll Punishers voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
