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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,096thMost Secular: 1,420thLowest Crime Rates: 1,807th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Never leave a buck unbroken
Kyle kenway
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Troll Punishers

Population3.406 billion

CapitalTPNG HQ
LeaderKyle kenway

CurrencyTPNG token
Animal4 eyed insectoid

The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.406 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 902 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,086 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks, and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Kyle kenway". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 143,114th in the world and 3,182nd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 543.94 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,096thMost Secular: 1,420thLowest Crime Rates: 1,807thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,898thMost Influential: 2,084thMost Patriotic: 2,651stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,729thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,808thMost Efficient Economies: 2,976thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,116thLargest Governments: 3,149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,638thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,716thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,906thMost Developed: 4,418thHighest Average Incomes: 4,489thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,413thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,952ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,047thSmartest Citizens: 6,188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,205thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,565thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,615thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,204thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,514thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,948thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,571stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,000thLargest Retail Industry: 11,832ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,929thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,143rdLargest Black Market: 13,162ndBest Weather: 13,737thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,354thMost Conservative: 14,368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,707thMost Cultured: 18,417thMost Authoritarian: 19,176th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 56th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 149th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionLargest Black Market: 180th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 190th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 195th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 201st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 209th in the regionMost Developed: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 268th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 295th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 296th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 298th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 304th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 311th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 311th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 322nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 342nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 353rd in the regionMost Conservative: 360th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 465th in the regionMost Influential: 505th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 515th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 524th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 575th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Kyle kenway".
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, a mayoral candidate backed by Kyle kenway recently won re-election with 110% of the vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Troll Punishers voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Bogus Not True Fake Town".
  • : Troll Punishers voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Marine Wildlife Collisions".
  • : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.


World Assembly

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